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Akbar Birbal Aur Madira



Darbar ke samay mein badshah ko gappe ladane ka mauka nahi milta tha. Iss karan janane mehal mein hi gappe lada liya karte tha. Issi samay mein aapas ki ghosti bhi ho jaya karti thi. Yeh baat sab par vidit thi. Ki jis karan birbal santust ho jata tha to ek aisi nashili chij ka sewan kar leta jisse kuch samay paschat uska chehra badal jata aur baate bhi karne lagta tha.

Birbal nitya badshah ki aisi dasha dekha karta tha. Uss chij ke sewan se badshah ki samran Shakti badal jati. Aisi dasha mein badshah anek bhul kar baithta tha.
Ek din birbal ke mann mein uss wastu ki jankari prapt karne ki suji weh bimari ka bahana kar kahi dino tak darbar mein nahi aaya to badshah ne ek do din tak to yeh samjh kar ki sadharan bimari hogi uski koi khoj khabar n li.

Parantu jab socthe–socthe 3–4 dino ka arsa hua aur weh n aaya to unhe birbal ko dekhne ki iccha hui. We apne chand sipahiyo ke sath birbal k makan par gaye. Jab use badshah k aagman ki suchna mili to jhat dusre darwaje se hokarbahar nikal gaya aur logo ki najar bachakar sidhe darbar me ja pahuncha. Gupt marg se janane mahal me pahunchkar us nashili chij ki talash karne laga. Jab bnahar uska surag na laga to bakse ki tali k firak me pada. Devyog se tali hath lag gayi weh ek kone me chhupakr rakhi hui thi. Bakse ka taka kholkar uske ander ki chijo ko dekha. Ek taraf bottle rakhi hui mili use chupke se bahar nikalkar apni chaddar ke ander chhupa liya aur tej kadmo se ghar ki taraf chal diya.
Badshah ko uske ghar walo se pata chala ki thodi der hui darbar ki taraf gaye hain. Yeh sunkar usko kuchh chinta hui aur birbal ke jane ka karan janne k liye vyakul ho utha.

Man se socha bina kisi jaruri karan k birbal aisi dasha me nahi ja sakta tha. Weh apne sathiyo sahit lotne laga. Abhi do char sidi utar paya tha. Isi bich badshah ki najar us par padi aur wahi ruk gaya. Pass pahunchkar badshah ne puchha tum is samay mahal ki tarf kyu gaye the aur tumhari bagal me weh kya chij h?
Birbal ne apne aapko sambhalne ki kosis karte hue kaha kuch nahi.



Akbar birbal aur madira



Fir badshah ko is par shak bana hi raha. Uski kokh tale chaddar ke ander badsha ko koi chij bhi dikhayi pad rahi thi. Badshah ne dubara puchha birbal tum jhuth bo rahe ho tumhari kokh k bitar koi chij jarur chhipi hui h.

Birbal ne kaha ha weh tota hai.
Birbal k aise ruche utar se badshah ko santosh nahi hua aur weh bole tumhe aaj itna majak kyu sujha h birbal?
Birbal ne avilamb kaha prithvi raj awashay hai.
Badshah bada hairan hua aur bola main dekhta hu ki aajkal tumhara dimag aasman chadta ja raha h. Birbal ne kaha nahi nahi hathi hai.
Badshah ne kaha tumne bhang to nahi khayi h. thik thak samajh kar utar do.
Birbal kab chup rehne wala tha bola gadha h gadha.
Bar–bar birbal ki taalmatol ki baate sunkar badshah bahut hi chid gaya aur puchha kya aaj tum par mrityu to nahi sawar ho gayi h, bagal ki vastu ka naam thik thik kyu nahi batate ho?

Is baar birbal ne saaf saaf bata diya hujur sharab Fir apni bagal se bottle nikal kar badshah k hawale kardi.
Birbal jaise dharmprayan brahman k pass sharab ki bottle dekhkar badshah hairan hua aur uska krodk kuchh shant hua. Weh birbal ko apne sath janane mahal me le gaya.
Waha jakar dekha to uske kamre ki sari chije idhar udhar bikhri padi hain. Sanduk ka tala bhi khula hua h. badshah turant tad gaya ki isi ko churane k liye birbal akele aay tha fir bhi itne se hi use shanti nahi mili. Usne socha ye to hui yaha ki baat, raste me birbal ne aant sant kyu batlaya tha. Tab bola birbal malum hota hai ki aaj tum kuchh nasha kha gaye ho nahi to aisi utpatang baat nahi karte. Tumhari kokh tale sharab ki bottle maujud thi fir bhi tumne gadha, hathi batlaye.

Birbal ko apna raaj badsha par kholne ka mauka mil gaya aur usne is dhang se kehna shuru kiya badshah na to maine nasha khaya h aur nab hi meri budhi barasht hui h, maine kuchh bhi kaha h weh mere kokh tale thi, achha hujur suniye. Pehle maine aapse batlaya tha ki kuchh bhi nahi, dusri baar meri juban par tote ka naam aapne suna hoga uska matlab tha ki dusra pyala pine par aadmi tote ki tarah behkane lagta h, fir maoine gode ka naam liya tha. Usla matlab ki aadmi tisra pyala pine k baad gode k saman hinhinana shuru kar deta h. chothi baar hathi batlaya tha iska karan yeh ki chothe pyale k baad aadmi Hthi ki tarah jhumna shuru kar deta h.panchwa pyala gadha bana deta h aur chate(six) me sharab k nashe me gum ho jata h yaha tak ki uako apne badan ki sudh budh bhi nahi rehti. Yahi karan h ki ant me maine sharab ki bottle ka naam liya tha ek bottle madira me six pyale hote h. har pyala pine k baad aadmi ki alag alag dashaye hoti h.

Badsha birbal ki in baato ko bade dhyanpurwak sun raha tha karan ki use pehle hi wiswas tha ki birbal jo kuchh bhi karega ache k liye karega. Birbal ka abhipray badshah ka madpan chhudana hi tha. Uski is shubh akanksha se badsahah bahut khush hua aur use uchit purskar dekar vida kiya.




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