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Badshah Jhak Marte h


Ek din ki baat h ki badshah akbar thata birbal ghumte hue jhamuna kinare jaa pahuche.

Waha par kuch kewat machliya maar rahe the. Unko machliya marte dekhkar badshah ko shok hua. Sanyogwash kuch paigam lekar birbal ko begam ke pass jana pada. Waha pahuchne par raaji khusi ke alawa begam ne pucha badshah kaha h? birbal ne jhat utar diya ki jhak marte h.

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Begam iss utar se badhi naraj hui. Jab badshah mehal mein aaaye to birbal ki gustaqi ka sara kissa keh sunaya aur birbal ko saja dene ki prathna ki. Birbal dwara aise upsabd apne parti sunkar badhshah bilkul krodh se laal ho gaye. Iss par begam ka tana ki birbal ko bahut sir par chada liya h iska yahi natija h.

Iss baat ne badsha ko aur badka diya. Badshah ne usi waqt sipahi ko aagya di ki birbal ko bula lao. Aagya pate hi sipahi birbal ko bula laya. Birbal ke aate hi badshah ne krodhpurn sawar mei kaha. Aaj tumne begam se kya kaha tha.? Tumhara dimmag bahut chad gaya ?
Birbal ne namartapurn kaha–maine to yahi kaha tha ki badshah jhak marte h iski wajah yahi thi ki humari bhasa sanskarat mein machali ko jhak kehte h. esliye aisa kaha the yadi koi apradh ho to shama kare. Birbal ke iss utar se badshah ko krodh bilkul shant ho gaya. Aur begam bhi khus ho gayi.



Char Aalsi (Lazy)



Ek din raja ko kahbar mili ki do aalsi bekar rehne ki karan bhuke marr gaye. Dusre din ghosna kar di ki rajya mein kitne bhi aalsi ho, sabko rajkosh se bhojan aur wastar milega. Phir kya tha dhire dhire aalsiyo ki ginto badhne lagi. Aur todhe hi din mein lakho aalsi paida ho gaye. Badshah ko badhi chinta hui.
Unhone birbal se apni chinta parkat ki. Birbal ne sare rajye mein ghosna karwa di ki amuk din aalsiyo ko rajya bhandar se Kashmiri dushale bate jayenge. Iss khuskabri ko sub niyat sthan par waqt se pehle hi lakho aalsiyo ki bhid ikhati ho gayi h. birbal ne pehle se hi ek bada banwa rakha tha. Aur inn sab banawati aalsiyo ko bade mein bhar diya gaya aur 100 paltu saanp bade mein chod diye gaye. Sanp ko dekhna tha ki logo ka aalseh kafur ho gaya. Aur apni jaan bachane ko sar par paon rakhkar bhage.
Ek minute mein sara bhada khali ho gaya. Kewal char insaan ek kone mein pade undh rahe the. Birbal ne charo ko rajya ki aur se khana, kapda aadhi saari suvidhaye pardan ki, sache aalsi weh char nikle.


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