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Begam Aur Naukarani


Ek din badshah jungal mein shikhar khelne jaa rahe the. Raste mein ek jungle aaurat ke ladka paida hote dekha, weh aurat ladke ke janam lete hi usse thokre mein rakhkar sir par utha liya. Aur khusi khusi gaon chali gayi. Badshah ne uski aisi laprehwahi dekh mann mein socha. Aakhir yeh bhi to aaurat hi h. phir begam ke ladke paida hote samay itna nakhra kyu dhiklati h?

Badshah ka mann begam ki taraf se phir gaya aur usi din se kathayi unse bolna chalna band kar diya.
Begam badshah ke iss akaran krodh se bahut ghabrayi hui aur lachar hokar birbal ki sharan mein gayi. Birbal ne unhe bhali–bhanti aashwasan dekar unka dukh door karne ka vachan diya aur bola– bhagwano se bagh sinchne ko manahi ka do.

Begam ne waisa hi kiya. Chand dino mein pani ke aabhao mein bagh ke saare phode murja gaye. Yeh dekh badshah bahut krodhit hue. Aur begam se pucha– pedho mein pani dalne ki manahi kyu ki gayi aur kisne ki?
Begam boli– swami humari aagya se maaliyo ne bagh sinchna band kar diya h hum logo ne vichar kiya ki jab jungal ke pedh podhe bina sinche hare–bhare rehte h inn bagho ke pedho ko sinchne ki kya jarurat h ? badshah begam ki manshah taadkar chup reh gaye, begam ke parti unke mann ka malal jata raha.



birbal akbar ke latife



Kat Kar Reh Gaye


Akbar badshah ne apne liye naye jute mangaye the. Darbar mein har koi juto ko dekhkar unii taarif kar raha tha. Birbal ke aane par unhe bhi jute dhikaye gaye. Unhe dekhkar birbal bola – alijaha ye jute kitne ke h? pure 200 rupee ke badshah ne utar diya. ek kitne mein pada ? 100 rupee ka badshah ne tatkal hi utar de dala. Aur phir apni hi baat par khus hi kat kar reh gaye.



Sab ke sab beh jayenge


Ek baar badshah akbar, birbal weh kuch sanik ghumte hue kisi gaon mein pahuche. Waha gaon mein parvesh karte hi badshah ne ek aadmi se pucha-iss gaon ke logo ki koi samsha to nahi h log kushhal h- kisi ko koi samsah nahi dikhti badshah ji Gramin badshah ko pehchan kar vinamarta se bola.
Tumhara naam kya h ?
Ganga.. gramin ne btaya.
baap ka naam...
Jamuna..
Gramin ne jhat btaya aur maa ka naam sarswati h jahapana...
aur gaon ka naam narmada h n..
birbal uski baat se aanandit hote hue puch baithe.
Jee sarkar...
sehsaha aalam.. bibral jhat piche sarkate hue bole–hum nadiyo ke desh mein aa gaye h ab agar naw ka parband ho tabhi aage badiye, anyatha itni dair sari nadiyo ke bich gir jane ke baad hum sabhi dube baigar n rahenge.
Birbal ke uss khtan par ganga sahit sab ke sab tahaka lagaye baigar n reh sake.



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