RDShayri

Akal ki Daad


Ek din badshah akbar ne kagaz par pencil se ek lambi lakir khichi aur birbal ko bulkar kaha– birbal n to yeh lakir ghtayi jaye, aur n mitayi jaye lekin choti ho jaye? Birbal ne faruan uss lakir ke niche ek dusri lakir pencil se badhi khich di.

Yeh dekhiye jahapanha! Birbal bole– ab aapki lakir isse choti ho gayi,

Badshah yeh dekhkar bahut khush hue aur mann hi mann mein uski akal ki daad dene lage.



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Har Waqt Kaun Chalta h


Ek din badshah ne darbariyo se pucha har waqt kaun chalta h. jawab mein kisi darbari ne surya to ki ne parthvi thata isi tarah kisi ne chandrma aadi ko batlaya. Badshah ne tab yeh parshan birbal se kaha to unhone utar diya, ki aali jaha! Mahajan ka byaj(sud) har waqt chalta h isse kabhi takawat(thkan) malum nahi hoti. Din dogni raat chogni veg se chalta rehta h, badshah ko yeh utar pasand aaya.

Jo Kaha so Kaha


Aam(mango) ki fasal ke din the.
Ek din akbar badshah apni begam ke sath baithe aam kha rahe the, badshah kha-khakar unki gutliya aur chilke apni begam ke aage ikhate karte ja rahe the.

Achanak birbal bhi waha pahuch gaye.

Badshah unhe dekhkar muskuraye aur bole–dekho birbal yeh begam kitni petu h. mein abhi ek aam nahi kha paya, aur inhone kitne aam kha liye.
Begam iss majak ka utar n de payi aur laja kar reh gayi.
Badhi sharam ke sath unhone birbal ki aur dekha.
Birbal bhi chup n rahe aur unhone fauran badshah ko utar de dala.
Jahapanah kasur maaf ho. Begam saahiba adhik aam kha chilke ya gutliya to chod deti h par hujur unhe bhi nahi chodte.
Yeh sunkar badshah ka mooh band ho gaya aue begam khus ho uthi.



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