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Ajib Tarah ki Paheli



Raja akbar bahut adhi hi pahelibaaj the, we dusro se paheli sunte aur samay par apni bhi logo ko sunaya karte the.

Ek din jahapanah ne birbal ko yeh kahani sunayi

upar niche dhakkan, madhe madheo tarbuja,
mo curi so kaate aaphai arth tasu naahi duja


Birbal ne aisi paheli pehli kabhi nahi suni thi, esliye chakraya aur uss paheli ka kuch arth uski samjh mein n aaya, athaev badshah se bola-parthvinath! Mujhe kuch dino ki mahulat di jaye to mein samjhkar bataunga. Badshah se uska parstaw manjur kiya. Tab birbal arth samjhane ke firak mein waha se chalkar ek gaon mein ja pahucha. Ek to garmi ka din dusre raste ke parishrm mein thaka–manda baichan ho raha tha. Vivash hokar ek ghar mein ghusa. Ghar ke bhitar ek ladki bhojan bana rahi thi.
Birbal ne pucha–beti kya kar rahi ho? Beti ne jawab diya– aap dekhte nahi h mein beti ko pakati aur maa ko jalati hu. Birbal ne pucha– accha do ka haal to tumne bata diya. Tera baap kya kar raha h aur wo kaha h. ladki ne kaha wo mithi mein mithi mila rahe h. birbal ne phir pucha teri maa kya kar rahi h? ladki ne utar diya ek ko do kar rahi h. birbal ko ladki se aisi asha na thi. Uske utar se wo ekdum aascharychakit ho gaya. Isi bich uske mata–pita bhi aa pahuche. Birbal ne unse apna sara samchar keh sunaya. Ladki ka pita bola– meri ladki ne aapko ekdum thik utar diya h. mein apni biradari ka ek murda jalane gaya tha. Or iski maa pados mein masur ki daal dal rahi thi.



Ajib Tarah ki Paheli



Birbal ko ladki ki pehli se bhari baato se badha harsh hua. Usne mann mein socha ki shayad badshah ki pehli ka hal khul jaye. Esliye ladki ke pita se paheli ka arth pucha. Weh kisan bola– ye to badi saral paheli h. accha suniye iska arth dharti aur aakash ye do to dhakkan h. uske ander niwas karne wala manuseh kharbuja h weh isi parkar apni martu aane par marr jata h, jaise garm lagne se mom pighal jata h.
Birbal ko uss kisan ki bhudimani dekh badha harsh hua aur weh usse purshkar dekar delhi ke liye nikal liya. Waha pahuchkar sabha mein badshah ki paheli ka arth bataya. Badshah ne khus ho birbal ko bahut inaam diya.





Thoda Aur Bahut



Ek din birbal apni choti kanya ko lekar darbar mein gaya. Pehle badshah ne usko bahut pyar kiya, jab weh parsahn hokar kuch baate karne lagi to badshah ne pucha kyu beti. Kya tum baat karna janti ho?
To ladki ne jawab diya n, thoda aur n bahut. Badshah ne thoda aur bahut ka kya matlab h.
Ladki boli iska matlab h ki badho se thoda bolo aur choto se bahut. Uss ladki ki aisi bhudimatapurn baate sunkar badshah ko bahut kushi hui. Aur birbal ke gharane ko shebhawik haajir–jawabi ka ishwar ko koti dhaneywad dene lage.



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