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Mujhko Bhi Ek Baar De Dena



Ek din badshah begamo ke sath molshri ke phool chun rahe the. Birbal bhi aa gaye. Ek begam ne kaha-aapka wajir badha maskara h hum bhi usse parshan karenge.
raja ne wajir ko bulwa liya , tab birbal bina salam kiye phool chunne laga.

Ek begam ne kaha- yeh majdoor bina majduri chukaye kaam karta h
Birbal ne kaha-hajur ek majdoor pehle hi kaam kar raha h jo aap unhe deti h wahi mujhe de dena
Begam dang reh gayi aur danto tale ungli daba li.



Ajib Tarah ki Paheli



Dadi nauchne ki saja



Ek din ki baat h. akbar jnane mehal mein baithe the. Begam saahiba ne bete ko lakar unki gaud mein de diya. Badshah uss nanhe munne ko badhe pyar se khilane lage. Khelte khelte sehjade ne dono hatho se badshah ki dadi pakad li

Badi mushqil se badshah apni dadi chuda sake. Badshah darbar mein aaye. Unhone darbariyo se parsan kiya. ki agar koi meri dadi nauch le to usko kya saja deni chaiye? Kisi ne kaha khichne wale ki garden udha dena chaiye? To kisi ne kuch kisi ne kuch. Jitney mooh utni baate, kintu kisi ke jawab se bhi badshah ko tassali n hui. Aakhir unhone birbal ki taraf sawaliya najro se dekha.
Birbal bola- jahapanah use mithai khilane chaiye
Birbal ke utar se badshah muskura diya aur kaha- yeh to tumne khoob baat kahi, par use mithayi kyu khilani chaiye?
Birbal ne nivedan kiya- badshahi salamat, aapki dadhi nauchne wale nanhe-mune sehjade ya sehjadi ke alwa koi ho hi nahi sakta.
Birbal ki budhimani par sab darbari dang reh gaye.



Aadha Aapka



ek din badshah akbar aur birbal jumna tat par cahal-kadmi kar rahe the. Birbal ka swebaw tha ki aisi awsar par najre niche karke chala karte the, badshah ko titoli suji unhone jhat birbal se pucha-tum humesha dharti ko kyu dekhkar chalte ho kya yeh tumhari wansaj parmpara h
birbal bola-nahi parthwi nath wansh parmpara to nahi h mere dharti par dekhte hue chalne ki khas wajah yeh h ki mera baap markar iss dhari mein hi kahi gum ho gaya h. soctha hu ho sakta h kabhi samne aa jaye.
Badshah ne vinodpurn sawar mein pucha-yadi mein tumhare baap ko dhund nikalu to mujhe kya doge?
Birbal ne kaha- aadha aapka
Birbal ke iss utar se badshah parsan ho gaye.



Patile Ka bacha



Bartano ke ek vephari ke bare mein akbar badshah ko kaafi shikayat mili. Shikayat yeh thi ki weh lalchi tha, logo ko tagtha tha, magar uski tagi saabit nahi hoti thi. Badshah ne birbal se kaha ki jakar use sabak shikao.
Birbal ne dukandar ke pass jakar 3 kiraye ke patile liye aur jab wapasi karne gaye to patilo ke sath ek choti patili bhi le gaye. dukandar se kaha– ye aapke bade patile ne bacha diya h, karpya iss patile ko bhi sath le
Dukandar bahut khush hua aur patili le li
Ek patila kistho par le aaye. Agle din jakar afsos se kaha– aapke patile ki martu ho gayi
kya– yeh kya kehte h– bhala patile ki bhi martu ho sakti h
kyu nahi ho sakti–? logo ko jama karke kissa sunate hue birbal ne kaha– jab patila bacha de sakta h to kya uski martu nahi ho sakti.



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