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Hath Kangan Ko Aarsi Kya



Uss din badshah akbar ko ek nayi baat suji. Unhone turant birbal se pucha–birbal sansarik baato mein kis jaati ke sabse murkh hote h
Birbal ke sath hi utar diya– alijaha! Sansarik baato mein sabse chatur hote h. baniye thata murk hote hai mulla.
Yeh sunkar mulla do pyaza bhadak utha. Par badshah ne use shant rehne ka ishara kiya. Darasal birbal ki baat par unhe khud se yakin n hua tha. Apne iss aantarik bhaw ko badshah ne birbal par parkat kiya.
hujur hath kangan ko aarsi kya ? birbal bola– yadi kuch rakam kharch kare to yeh sabit kar denge ki mulla wastav mein murkh hote h ya nahi ?
Badshah ne baat maan li. Birbal ko aagya karne se pardhan mulla haajir kiya gaya. Uske aa jane par birbal ne arj kiya–alijaha jo kuch hum karenge ya kahenge, aap chupchap shant rehkar dekhenge aur sunenge.

hume tumhari shart manjur h badshah ne kaha.
Darbar mein aakar mulla ek jagah baith gaya tha. Birbal ne use apne pass bulakar baithaya. Badi namarta purwak birbal se kaha–mulla ji badshah salamat ko aapki dadi ki jarurat h iske badle mein jo inam aap mangenge wahi sarkari khjane se diya jayega.
Ek to darbar mein bhulaye jane ki wajah se mulla ke pehle hi hosh udhe hue the. Yeh sunkar to uske bache hue hosh bhi udd gaye. Weh apni kanpti juban se bola–deewan ji yeh bhala kaise jo sakta h ? dadi to khuda ki baksi sabse pyari chij h. ise kaise diya ja sakta h?
Birbal tabhi bola–mulla itne dino se tumne jiska namak khaya h, aaj sirf unhe tumhari dadi ki jarurat h jisko dene mein bhi tum aanakani kar rahe ho
Mulla chup . birbal ne aage kaha– yaad rakho mulla, pani mein rehkar machali se bair karna thik nahi. Yadi garib parwar chahe to tumhe nasht kar sakte h. yeh to unki dayantkari aur meharbani h jo tumhari dadi ki keemat aada kar rahe h
Birbal ki baato ko sunkar mulla kanp gaya. Usne namarta purwak kaha–dus rupee dilwa dijiye
Bas phir kyat ha? Turant use dus ruppe dilwa diye gaye.



hath kangan ko aarsi kya



Fauran nai ko bulakar mulla ki dadi ki saaf kara di gayi. Mulla ne dus ruppe lekar badshah ko salam kar, apne ghar ka rasta liya.
Mulla ne chale jane par Birbal ne sehar k eek mashur baniye ko bulwaya jiski lambi dadi thi. Hokum pate hi baniya darbar mein haajir hua.
Badshah akbar masand par baithe bade aram se sab dekhte rahe, sab sunte rahe.
Birbal ne baniye ko apne paas bulakar kaha?–badshah salamat ko tumhari dadi ki jarurat h jo chahoge wo keemat tumhe iske badle mein di jayeghi.
Baniye ne gidgidate hue kaha–hujur malik h jo chahe wo karo. Magar baat yeh h hum bahut garib aadmi h sarkar
Birbal ne dapat kar kaha–isme garib aur amir ka koi sawal nahi h. badshah ko tumhari dadi ki jarurat h jo keemat kahoge tumhe dila di jayeghi.
Baniye darte hue bola– aandatas maibaap jo chahe kare lekin...
Birbal ne kaha–saaf saaf baat kyu nahi kehta? Her-pher kyu kar raha h
Baniye ne kaha– hujur jab meri maa mari thi to 5000 ruppe kharch kiye the. Jab pitaji mare to utne hi phir kharch kiye. Aur baalo ki khatir humne maa-baap ki kirya ki aur bhojan karya. Dus hazar ruppe usme kharch kiye.
Birbal bhadak kar bola– bakwas mat karo. Iss tarah iss par kul bis hazar ruppe kharch hue. Yeh lo 20000 rupee aur dadi mujhe dedo.
Nai ne jaise hi dadi ko hath lagaya, waise hi baniya garj utha or usne nai k eek thapad jama diya.
Gadhe– weh bola badshah salamat ki dadi ko hath lagata h. ab yeh meri nahi h. mein isse bahut jee jaan se uar jayada sambhal kar rukunga.
Baniye ki iss baat se badshah ko bahut krodh aaya, usne apne gulamo ko aagya di ki isko dhakke markar yaha se bahar nikala jaye.
Naukaro ne aisi hi kiya.
Birbal akbar badshah badshah se mukhatib hua–alijaha aapne dekha ki kis samjhdari se apni dadi bacha gaya aur murkh mulla apne dadi de gaya.
Badshah Birbal ki iss baat se aur parshan ho gaye.





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