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Ishwar jo Karta h Acchayi ke Liye




Badshah aur birbal ek dafa jangal mein shikar khelne gaye the. Raste mein badshah ko asawdhani se koi paina hathiyar unhi ki ungli mein lag gaya jisse badshah ki ungli jati rahi. Jab badshah ne birbal ko ye samachar sunaya to we afsos parkat karne ki bjaye bole, ishwar jo karta h acchayi ke liye hi.
Badshah niras baat sunkar bahut aprasan hue. Jab mehal mein wapas aaye aur dusre din darbar mein upastit hue to aneh samjhdaro se bhi iss baat ka jikar kiya aur jo Birbal se bitri dosh rakhte the, unhe unki neenda ka awsar mila aur jo unse ban padha namak mirch hilate hue birbal ki shikayat karne lage.

Badshah ko unn par krodh pehle se hi tha, inn bhadawe ki baato ne uss agni mein ghee ka kaam kiya. Birbal uss samay sabha mein upastit n the badshah ne unhe patar suchna de di ki ab pun: darbar mein hazir n ho aur n humare sammukh hi kabhi ho.



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Birbal aatmabhimani purush the. Parmatma ne unhe budhi di thi, usi ke bal par weh kisi ki parwah n karte the, badshah ke iss hokum ko padhkar we jara bhi vichlit n hue, jo patarwahak badshah ka patar laya tha. Usi ke hath mein ek line likhkar badshah ke pass bhijwa diya. Patar mein birbal ne likha tha ki yeh hokum sambhawat: acchayi ke liye hi hua h. iss parkar mahino gujar gaye. Idhar birbal ke n rehne se badshah ke kuch kaamo mein harja bhi hone laga. Kintu unhe bulane ka hokum nahi diya, badshah ka khayal tha ki birbal sawah aayenge, hum kyu apni baat kharab kare? Lekin jab badshah ko birbal ke aane ki koi aasha n rahi aur samay din din karke bitane laga to unhone birbal ko bulane ke liye upaye sochna shuru kiya.

Sanyogwash badshah ek din kuch aneh darbariyo ko sath lekar shikar khelne jangal mein gaye. Kisi shikar ke piche badshah dhode. Shikar kabhi pass kabhi door ho jata isse badshah ashash uske piche dodte hi gaye, jisse unke aneh sathi bhi titat–bitar ho gaye. Pahadi rasta unhe malum n tha, shikar ke piche chalte suryaasat ho gaya, tab badshah nirash ho laute to vikral murti dhikayi padhi, jinhe dekh badshah ko darr lagne laga, dhire dhire we murti pass aa gayi aur badshah ko apne sath lekar ek makan mein pahuchi jo kisi devta ka mandir tha, Akbar ki samjh mein unn dono vikral murtiyo k aka bhawarth nahi aaya. Jab badshah waha pahuche to unhe sanan karne ko kaha gaya. Kintu unhone aanakani ki to unko hatya karne ki dhamki unn dono murtiyo ne di. Marta kya nahi karta? Badshah ne snaan swikar kiya. Unhe bhojan karaya gaya, yadhapi mare darr ke badshah se khana nahi khaya gaya. Jab snaan bhojan se nischinat ho gaya to unn dono vikral murtiyo ne unhe nanga karke devi ki murti ke samne khada kiya aur ek tej chura chamkate hue Akbar se bole hum partidin ek manusheh ke bali devi ko chadate h, aaj koi n mil saka tha, sanyogwash tum mil gaye, atehev aaj tumhi ko balidan karenge. Badshah yeh sunte hi awak se reh gaye. Unke sharir ka raha–saha khoon bhi shook gaya. We ki kartweh vimudh se reh gaye der tak we chetnashune ho zamin par gir pade. Jab chetna ka kuch sanchar hua to rone vilapane lage. Lekin waha kon sunta tha.

Aant mein kalpane ke baad badshah bole ki ishwar ke liye mujhko chod do aisa anarth mat karo. Mein tum logo ka badshah hu parantu inn sab bato ka kuch bhi asar unn rakhshsh murtiyo par n pada. Bali dene ki sari tayari ho chuki thi. Kewal chura chalane ki der thi. Sanyogwash unn rakshsh murtiyo mein se ek ne badshah ke aang parteko par dhyan diya to use ek ungli kati dhikayi di.


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