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Kitne Mard h Duniya Mein




Ek din badshah apne muhlage khoje se baat kar rahe the. Parshangwash unhone birbal ki parshansha ki jisse khoja chid gayal kyunki weh musalman tha or apne aap ko budhimani thata prdhan ke padh par niyukti ka dawa karta tha. Kintu birbal ke rehte yeh sambhaw na tha. Isi se mauka pakar khoja badshah se birbal ki aksar ninda karta tha. Badshah ke mukh se aaj birbal ki taarif sunkar weh bahut aprsahn hua. Aavesh mein aakar anap–sanap bak gaya aur yaha kaha ki aapne birbal ko faltu mein rakha h.
Badshah bole– birbal ki tarah vyehwar–kushal humare yaha kaun h? uske jaisa utar kaun deta h khoja bola– aap to use faltu hi itna samman de rahe h. yadi yeh sach h ki birbal sav parshano ka bahut accha utar dete h. to mere parshan ka we yadi thik–thik utar denge to mujhko bhi vishwas hoga. Badshah ne kaha–parshan keh sunao? Khoje ne parshan jo kahe we hiss parkar the.


1. Aakash mein kitne tare h.
2. Parthvi ka Bich kaha h.
3. Duniya mein aurat marad ki ginti alag alag btao.

Badshah ne jab khoje ke parshan sune to bahut khus hue. Kyunki wo aksar iss tarah se birbal ki budhi ki pariksha lete the. Badshah ne turant hi naukar se birbal ko bula lane ki aagya di. Sabha bhawan mein upastit hote hi birbal se badshah ne khoje ke teen parshan ko bata kaha ki yadi tum inn 3 parshano ka utar uchit n de sake to tumhe padchut(demotion) kar diye jaoge. Birbal ne unn parshano ko janne ki iccha parkat ki. Badshah ne tino parshano ko karmash bata diya. Parsan sun birbal bole ki inka utar 5 ghante mein aapko milega. Itne mein birbal ne naukar se kehkar ek adhik balo wala bhed mangwaya. Jab bhed mil gaya to use le badshah ke sammukh la bole. Ki khoja sahib ke partham parshan ke utar mein yeh kehna h, ki iss bhede ke badan par jitney baal h. utne hi aakash mein tare h. esliye khoja mahaseh inn balo ki ginti kar leve. To pata chal javega ki aakash mein kitne tare h.



birbal akbar ki kahani


Dusre parshan ke utar me birbal ne napne ka bahana kar kuch paon se idhar udhar ghumakar nishan bnaye aur parthvi mein ek sthan par ek lohe ki keel gaad di. Aur bole ki yahi parthvi ka bich h. yadi khoja mahaseh ko vishwas n hove to map leve.
Tesre parshan ke utar mein birbal ne badshah ko sambodit karte hue kaha ki jahapanah. Duniya mein aurat marad ki ginti nischit karne mein badhi kathinayi h. kyunki inn khojo ne bilkul sankha bigad rakhi h. ye n to aurato ki sherni mein aate h n mardo ki sherni mein. Ath; ye sab marwa de jaye to mein bilkul nischit tadad bata sakunga. Sabhi darbari tatha badshah muskurane lage or khoja shatbadh sa ho gaya. Jab badshah ne khoje se kaha dekhi birbal ki chaturta. Khoja yeh sunkar sharminda ho gaya. Phir usne kabhi bhi birbal ki ninda nahi ki.




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