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Sach Aur Juth Ka Antar



Ek din bato hi bato mein akbar ne birbal se pucha ki birbal sach aur juth mein kitna antar h. to birbal turant bole ki jahapanah. Sach aur juth mein char ungli ka antar h. badshah bole yeh kaise. Birbal bole hujur. Jo kuch aankh se dhikayi de wahi sach hai. aur jo kaan se sunayi de wahi juth. Ath. Sach aur juth mein aankh aur kaan ke antar ke barabar hi arthat char ungli matar hi ka to antar hua. Badshah birbal ke iss utar ko sunkar bahut parshan hue.



Sabse Pyari Chij Kya h



Do Murgo Ka tohfa



Badshah akbar aur birbal ke bich nauk-jhok chala hi karti thi. Ek awsar par birbal ne badshah se shahi farman hasil kar liya jo insaan apni biwi se darta ho, use baat saabit hone par birbal ko ek murga bator tohfa dena hoga.
Kuch dino baad birbal dher sare murge ektatr kiye hue mehal lote aur badshah se kaha-hujur aali, ab mein murge jama karte-karte thak gaya hu- karpya apna yeh aadesh wapas le lijiye

Badshah bole- birbal Kaman se nikle teer ki tarah ab yeh teer bhi nikal chukka h, koi aur baat kijiye-jaisa hokum aalampanah- birbal ne kaha-ek khas kabhar h ki pados ki hukumat mein ek sehjadi ekdum pari chehra h. har tarah se aapke yogeh h aap usse vivah kar le
Akbar ne khijkar idhar-udhar dekha- phir bole-aama dhire bole jananekhane mein ek nahi do-do h...
Birbal ne jhat kaha-layie, aapko to do murgo ka tohfa dena hoga akbar ki do biwiya thi



Gai(Cow) ki mahima



ek din badshah akbar ke darbar mein gai ki preshansa hone lagi. sabhi logo ne apne apne mann ke mutabit parshansa ki. Itne mein ek maulvi sahib dadi hilate hue bole- humari kitab mein bhi gai ka dudh sawasthwardhak aur gai ka ghost hanikarak btaya h. turant hi birbal bol utha ji-ha-janab. Tabhi to kuran ke shuru mein 'bakar' likha h. jiska matlab gai hota h. birbal ki baat sun badshah hans diye.



Maa Laa Do



Badshah aur Birbal nav par sawar hokar subh ki wayu ka sewan kar rahe the, aur aapas mein vinod bhi kar rahe the. Uss waqt badshah ko birbal se majak karne ki suji. Unhone apni phool mala utar yumna mein daal di aur kehne lage birbal mala do. Birbal ne bhi apne baal dhoop mein safed nahi kiye the. We badshah ka matlab bhari bato ko samjh gaye. Parantu apne mann ka bhaw chipakar bole behne do. Badshah sunkar ati krodhit hue aur bole tum meri behan mangte ho. Birbal ne vinehpurwak kaha jahapanah. Aapne bhi meri maa ko manga tha. Mein to nahi chida phir aap kyu itne khafa hote h. badshah jhat apni kahi hui baat ke partham par chale gaye. Maine to apni mala jo pani mein beh rahi thi wo tumse mangi thi. Tumhari maa ko to kuch nahi kaha. Birbal bhi thik usi tarah ulta ho gaye. Aur bole ki behne dijiye. Phir aapne kaise samjh liya ki hum aapse behan maang rahe h. maine to kaha tha behne do. Badshah se kuch utar n ban pada.



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