RDShayri

Do gadho ka bhoj


Ek baar badshah akbar unka putar shahjada aur birbal sair kar rahe the, garmi kuch jyada thi esliye akbar ne apna coat utara aur birbal ke kandhe par rakh diya, yeh dekhkar sehjade se bhi n reh gaya, usne bhi apna coat utara aur birbal ke kandhe par rakh diya,
yeh dekhkar akbar ko majak suji aur bole –birbal tumhare kando par to pure ek gadhe ka bhoj ladha hua h

Birbal– jee nahi, aap galat bol rahe h ek nahi do gadho ka bhoj ladha hua h Sehjada aur badshah dono muskura diye.



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Sangati ka asar


Badshah aur birbal ki aapas mein bate ho rahi thi ki achanak birbal ke mooh se koi apsabd nikal padha . badshah ko bahut bura laga, we bole tumhe bolne ki tamij ab nahi rahi dino din hote ja rahe ho.
Birbal bole ha jahapanha? Pehle to aisa nahi tha lekin ab sangati se dosh aana sewbhawik hi h, badshah nirutar ho gaye.

Rakhpath rakhapath


Ek roj badshah ke darbar mein yeh baat ho rahi thi ki pat paanch h, indarpat, sonipat, panipat, bagpat aur balpat.
Birbal ne kaha hujur do pat aur h ek rakhpat aur dusra rakhapat. Badshah ne dono ka matlab pucha. Unhone utar diya inhi pat se sharafat ki pehchan h, apni ijjat rakhna praye ki ijjat se ho sakta h. badshah yeh matlab samjh kar khus hue.

Andhkar


Ek din badshah ke sath birbal yumna kinare hawa ke sewan karne nikle, raste mein inhe ek jaruri chij dhyan mein aayi tab bole–birbal sansar mein aisi kon si chij h jisse hum sab dekh sakte h, lekin chandrma kin ajar uss par nahi padti, tab birbal bola–yeh chij andhkar h.

Lauta n tha


Ek baar badshah ne birbal se pucha – barahman pyasa kyu aur gadha udas ku, birbal ne jaldi se utar diya lauta n tha, matlab barahman ke pass lauta n hone se pyasa raha aur gadha n lautne se udas raha.
Badshah do parshano ka ek hi jwab sunkar bahut khus hua.

Gadhe tambaku nahi khate


Birbal tambaku khata tha. Lekin akbar n khate the, ek din akbar ne tambaku ke khet mein gadhe ko ghas khate dekhkar kaha birbal ye dekha tambaku kaisi buri chij h, gadha tak isko nahi khata,
birbal ne kaha – ha hujur sach h gadhe tambaku nahi khate. Badshah bahut sharminda hue.



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