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Sir ke Baal Mundwa Dunga


Delhi nagar mein badhe supartishatit aur vidhwan, pandit rehte the unke sherstacharan se darbar mein unka badha maan tha. Pandit jee ka swehbhaw tha ki weh bina samjhe bujhe kisi kaam mein hath nahi dalte the aur jis baat ko much se ek baar keh dete uski pranpan se palan karte. Iss ghatna mitar samudhaye sada khus rehta. Ek din aisi ghatna ghati ki jab pandit ji chauke mein baithkar bhojan karte waqt paros kar rakhe gaye khane mein baal nikla to apni satri se bole dekho aaj to mein tumhari pehli bhul ke karan tumhe shama karta hu, par phir aisi asahwdhani karoghi khad padhart mein ek bal nikalega to tumhari sir ke bal mundwa dunga. Hari iccha balwan. Ydahpi bechari satri apne swami ka jiddi swabhaw samjhkar behbit raha karti thi aur bhojan bnane ya parosane ke waqt apne balo ko khoob hi sambhaw kar bande rehti thi.

Parantu honi kon rok sakta h. weh to hokar hi rehti h. kuch din baad ek din jab waqt pandit ji phir bhojan karne baithe to unke khane ki samgri mein ek baal nikla. Pandit ji bahut naraj hue aur apni shatri ke baal mundwa dene ke liye nai(barbar) ko bulwaya. Apne swami ko nitant krodhit dekh kar shatri ne bhitar se khiwad band kar liye. Pandit ji ne hazard ant fatkar sunai parantu ji apni jidd par tule hi rahe. Satri ne socha ab iss prakar kaam chalna katin dhikh padta h. koi upaye tatkal karna chaiye. Usne ek aadmi shigar bhejkar apne bhaiyo ko sahayata ke liye bulwaya.



akbar-birbal


Uske char bhai the apni behan ko iss parkar iss parkar apmanit hote sun unhe apni behnoi ki hatwaditha ka khed hua. Uske udhar ka upaye sochne lage. Itne mein unke badhe bhai ko birbal se purana parichaye hone ka samran ho aaya. Weh tatshan behan ke udhar ka upaye puchne ke liye birbal ke ghar pahucha. Uss waqt birbal charpayi par padhe padhe kitab bhi badh raha tha. Apne mitar ka sandesh sun use bula kar uska kushal samachar pucha. Weh apni bahen ki durdasha ka audhaprant karan batlakar bola: mein aapse apni bahin ke udhar ki tarkib puchne aaya hu. Meri madad chhaiye.
Birbal bola tum charo bhai nange sir hokar apne behanoi ke pass iss dang se jao mano koi mar gaya ho tab tak mein aa pahuchtha hu. Idhar pandit ji ne satri ke daur n kholne par krudh hokar naukaro se kaha: abhi badhai ko bulwa kar darwaje tod dalo. iss bich we charo bhi nang dhadnag sir khole aa pahuche. Inke aane ke thodi der paschat birbal bhi dah sanskar ka saman liye hue aaya pandit ji kea in daur par tiktiki bandhne laga. Udhar se satriyo ke bhaiyo ne pandit ji ka jabardasti charo taraf se kapde dhak kar kafniyana parambh kiya. Jab pandit ji ne chik padh machaya. To we krodhit hokar bole–khabardar. Chupchap pade raho. Bina tumhe kafniyaye kiski majaal h. jo meri behan ko hath lagaye. We pandit ji ka bandh kar birbal ke pass le gaye. Iss Naveen kotuhal ko dekhne ke liye waha par aadmiyo ka jamghat sa lag raha tha. Apne padosiyo ke samne apni durdshaye dekh rahi thi pati ko bhaiyo se gidgidate dekh rahi thi. Pati ko bhaiyo se gidgidate dekh use daya aa gayi aur uska pavitar hardeh dharmsagar mein gote marne laga satri ne kaha chahe jo ho mein pati ki aisi durdasha apni aankho se nahi dekh sakti. Weh mera devta h unke krodh karne se mera sarvnash ho jaye. Pati ko hasi karakar kultaye bhale hi parsan ho sakti h. parantu pati parayan nahi. Khiwad kholkar bahar aayi apne bhaiyo se chod dene ka aagreh karne lagi. Bhaiyo ki behan ke kehne par asal n karte dekh birbal sawah unse shama prarthi gua aur uske pati ko chod dene ki aagya di. Pandit ji chod diya. Anat mein unhe apni hatdharmi ka badha parschtap hua.
Iss swas mein birbal ka abipraytha ki pati ki jeevatwasta ne satri ka mundane nahi ho sakta tha. Pehle pati marr le to aaurat ka mundane kiya jaye. Birbal pandit ji ko chudwakar unki aaurat ka kasht nivaran ka laut gaya. Charo bhai apni bahen ke ghar mehmani karne ke liye tike rahe. Dhaneh h humari unn bharat lalnao ko jo ane par katin sankat uthakar patiwarta ki raksha karti aye deviya pati se kasht uthakar bhi pati sewa karna tumhara hi kaam h. apne pati ko kasht mein dekh bhala tum kaise sehan karti ho. Pati ka ishwar tuleh mankar pujan karne wali sansar parsidh ek matar bharat hi h



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