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Ungli ka Sanket


Akbar badshah ke darbar mein ucch gharane kah ek badha dhanhin sardar rehta tha. Uski aajevika uparjan karne ke liye koi aisi naukri n thi. Jisse uska kharch bhali bhati chalta. Phir bhi yatha samay darbar mein jakar apne badho ke chalye niyam parmpara ka palan kiya karta tha. Weh dono darbar mein waqt se aaya aa jaye karte the. Badhi jhod thod karke ek jodha kapde isi kaam ke liye rakh choda tha. Darbar se fursat pane par ghar jakar chakki pisskar apni aajevika chelate tha. Siwa ek Jodi chakki ke uske pass aur kuch bhi dhan shesh n reh gaya. Aisi lachari ki dasha mein bhi sardar apne baad daado ka bnaya naiyam yatha Shakti todta nahi tha.

Ek din pisayi ka kaam bahut jyada tha jisse kaam vivashta ke karan lachar hokar darbar mein upastit n ho saka. Tanmeh hokar chakki chalata hi raha. Subh ke waqt badshah ki swari nikali aur miya sardar ke ghar ke pass se hokar chali. Sardar ka dhan jan sadhran grahest ki tarah kaccha aur ek manjil bana hua tha. Deewar me kahi jagah darar fat kar akasmat rah chalatuo ka dhyan apni taraf khichkar greh swami ka uphas kara raha tha. miya sardar chakki chalate chelate ghosa bhajna sunkar apne aangan se raja ki swari dekh rahe the. Achanak raja ki dristhi bhi sardar par ja padi. Raja ne sardar ko pehchan liya. Dusre din darbar mein upastit hone par raja ke mann mein miya sardar ke samband mein unki wartmaan halat ki vishesh jankari prapt karne ki iccha hui, mann ki baat mann hi mein dabakar khamosh reh gaye.



akbar-birbal


Kuch dino ke baad ek din phir badshah ko darbar badhe samaroh ke sath laga . miya sahib bhi aneh sardaro ki tarah saj–dhaj kar apne sthan par baithe hur the, hindu musalman sabhi darbari bhi yogytaanusar apne sthano par virajmaan the. Isi bich raja aakar sabha ke madhe ek sone ke sihasan par birajmaan hue. Baari baari sabki taraf dekhte hue raja ki dristhi un miya ji par padhi aur bhuli baat phir yaad aa gayi pehli baat puchne ke liye aaj phir unka mann chanchal ho utha, parantu vichar vinimeh ke samne haar manni padhi. Baat bhi sachi thi sabke samne kisi darbari ka parda pass karna raja ko shoba nahi deta tha. Miya darbari ne uss sanket ka tatpreh apne ghar samjhkar apne pet par ungli rakhte hue badshah ko dhiklaya. Badshah ki sabha luccho se khali nahi thi. Acchi baat par chahe unka dhyan bhale hi n jata, parantu aisi aisi baate to unki aankho par nacha karti thi. Kitno ne miya aur badshah ke uprokat sanket ko dekh liya tha. Bas unn ko lekar inke mann mein aneka parkar ke sankalp vikalp utne lage darbar khtam hote hi ek dhurt jakar miya sardar ji ka ghar dekh aaya. Dusre din kahi dusto ki mandala bana kar miya ji ke makan pa pahucha. Jaisa gresth ka dharm h miya ji ne sabko badhe aadar satkar ke sath baithaya. Aur thodi der ke baad chandal chokadi ke mukhiya ne miya ji se pucha mahaseh jo kal darbar ke waqt badshah ne aapse kya kaha tha? Weh sanketik baat hum logo ki samajh mein n aayi, hum use janne ke liye lalait h. miya sardar ke mann mein sandeh ho gaya unhone anuman lgaya ki badshah ki sanket karne se inn logo ke mann mein mere samband mein sandeh utpann ho gaya h. inko ullu banakar fasna chaiye. Usne utar diya bahut si baate kehne yoge nahi hoti, unka bhed khul jane se badha nuksan hota h.



akbar-birbal


Chandal chokadi ka mukhia aagrepurwak jor dekar puchne laga tab phir miya sardar ji bole dekho bhai badshah ne aap logo ki taraf ishara karke mujhse pucha tha. Ki inn logo ki koi baat jante ho, maine uss baat ko wahi rok kar apni ungli pet par rakh ishara kiya ki humare pet mein h. miya ji kip her badal ki baato ne chandal chaukadi ko ghabra diya aur sabne apne bahvishe ke bhalayi ke liye unn ko rishwat dene ka vishtar parkat kiya, parantu miya ji ki garden tedi ki tedi bani rahi. Sab ghar se hasiyat ke anusar koi 100 koi 200 aur 500 ko ghatri tak le aaye, miya ji maje mein palthi maarkar sab charitar dekh rahe the. We sab kapat murti apni apni bhet sardar ke kadmo par rakhkar bole-sardar ji kripa kar humari ye baate apne hi pet mein rakhna, kahi khulne n pave, hum ishi ke liye aap ki yahi bhet de rahe h, miya ji badhi gambirta se bole-ji aap logi ki yeh hi accha h to mein aisa hi karunga. Aap logo par ishwar parsann h jo kal ke sanket ki baate samjhkar pehle se hi hoshiyar ho gaye.

Chandal chakudi iss parkar ghus dekar waha se vida hui. Dusre din badshah seveh miya sardar ke pass gaye. Miya ji ne baadab salam kar badshah ko ek kursi par baithya phir ghus mein mili rakam unke samne rakhkar badhi kartgata parkat karne lage. Badshah uss garib ke ghar ekaek itna kafi drew kaha se aaya, miya ji muskurate hue bole: parthivinath kal aapne darbar mein jo mere liye sanket kiya we uske much se aur sari baate saaf sunna chahte the. Esliye pucha bhai yeh tu kaisi gol matol baate kar raha h. meri samjh mein kuch nahi aata. Miya sardar ne sara kissa keh sunaya. Badshah uski chalaki se ati parsahn hue. Aur ghus mein mila dhan usko dekar laut gaye. Dusre din wahi sardar ek khan pad par ni rakh liya gaya. Dusht darbariyo ka mann ekdum tut gaya, aur we phir kisi karmchari ka chindranveshan karte hue nahi suna.



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