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funny laughing teacher student message

Categories :- English Shayari
Dated By :- Updated                      sms_smile            Posted by :- Aardy jamdagni



Krish (teacher) - Sir, what is actually moon
Teacher - just understand that the son of thr night.
Krish - then this means that the sun is day's moon



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funny mobile phone whatsapp message

Categories :- English Shayari
Dated By :- Updated                      sms_smile            Posted by :- Aardy jamdagni


Amma Ji, asked ticket checker
– your ticket is of slow train,
how come in fast one ?
Amma ji – Its not my fault,
tell your driver to run little slow.



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courtroom drama funny message

Categories :- English Shayari
Dated By :- Updated                      sms_smile            Posted by :- Aardy jamdagni



A man was on trial for embezzlement.
He spoke before a magistrate -
If I have embezzled,
God took me up the next moment.
the magistrate sat silent for a minute then speak
- In case the god do not have any interest in your case,
so now, I will tell punishment





mother father sms funny message

Categories :- English Shayari
Dated By :- Updated                      sms_smile            Posted by :- Aardy jamdagni



Que - Why mother tongue is called mother tongue
why not called Father tongue
Ans - Because the fathers are
hardly ever get a chance to speak.



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doctor patient greeting funny message

Categories :- English Shayari
Dated By :- Updated                      sms_smile            Posted by :- Aardy jamdagni




Doctor, the dog has bitten me.
Ok, but don't you know?
After 7 pm coming from dispensary,
I will not see the patients.
yes, but the dog did not know the same.

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