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Hindi Chutkala On Dudhwala

Categories :- Hindi Chutkale
Dated By :- Updated                       sms_smile              Posted by :- Aardy jamdagni



Ek aadmi ne apne dudhwale se chidkar kaha:
"tumme aur gaye(cow) mein yahi antar h.
ki weh sudh dudh deti h or tum pani milakar"
dudhwale ne kaha: "nahi janab ek antar aur bhi h"
Aadmi: kya?
dudhwale: mein udhar deta hu gaye(cow) udhar nahi deti



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Hindi chutkala on doctor and girl

Categories :- Hindi Chutkale
Dated By :- Updated                       sms_smile              Posted by :- Aardy jamdagni




Ek khoobsurat ladki ko uski company ke
ghee ka sample ghar ghar batna tha.
"kisi chote se rog se pidit hone ke karan doctor ko dikhane gayi"
doctor ne check karte waqt kaha
"tumhara swaste to bahut accha h. kya tum shadi shuda ho?"
ladki: jee nahi lekin 15 din baad meri shadi h
doctor: "accha lekin aajkal tum kya kar rahi ho?"
ladki: aajkal mein free mein sample baat rahi hu"



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Fauji Hindi Chutkala

Categories :- Hindi Chutkale
Dated By :- Updated                       sms_smile              Posted by :- Aardy jamdagni




Hosiyar singh faujisingh se- kya tum imaandar ho,
fauji singh- tum dekhte nahi ki mein garib hi,
tum kya karte ho?
mein ek dharmik sanstha mein updesak hu,
kya vetan milta h tumhe,
1200 ruppe har mahina,
vetan to bekar h.
mein updesh konsa accha deta hu.





Hindi Chutkale on Judge

Categories :- Hindi Chutkale
Dated By :- Updated                       sms_smile              Posted by :- Aardy jamdagni




Judge: "tumhara wakil kaha h?"
chor: jee mera wakil nahi h
judge: lekin wakil hona jaruri h,
koi baat nahi hum tumhare liye sarkari wakil de denge
chor: nahi, hujur, mujh par reham kijiye, "mujhe koi wakil nahi chaiye"
judge: "kyu?"
chor: "hujur baat yeh h ki apni churayi murgiyo ko mein akele hi khana chahta hu"



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hindi Chutkale on pappu

Categories :- Hindi Chutkale
Dated By :- Updated                       sms_smile              Posted by :- Aardy jamdagni




Pappu apni patni aur 18 bacho ke sath film dekhne nikle,
Choraye par khade police wale ne achanak pappu ko pakad liya
aur thane lekar jane laga,
pappu ne darte hue pucha aakhir maine kiya kya h,
tum ne kuch n kuch to kiya hu hoga.
Tabhi to ye bhid tumhe ghere hui thi.



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