RDShayri

Nakalchi Nai



Ek nai tha. Uske pados mein ek brahman rehta tha. Nai ki aadat thi ki jo brahman kare, weh wahi karta tha, brahman agar puja-path karta to nai bhi waisa hi karta tha. Brhaman tilak lagata to nai bhi waisa hi karta tha. Iss tarah brahman ki nakal karke nai use chidaya karta tha. Brahman ne socha ki iss nakalchi nai ki akal thikane lagani chaiye. Sochte sochte deewali aa pahuci. Brahman jo kuch bhi karta, jaise bhi karta nai bhi weh sab, usi tarah karne laga. Brahman ne socha- ab koi tarkib karni hi hogi.

Brahman ne apni satri ko akele mein bulakar kaha- suno, yeh nai roj-roj meri nakal karke mujhko chidata h. esliye iski akal durst karne ke irade se main eek tarkib sochi h. aaj sham ko tumse kahunga, aaj hum sabko raat 12 baje apni naak kaat leni h aur kal nai naak ke sath deepawali manani h, tum kehna wah! Nayi naak ke deepawali to hum har saal manate h. iss saal bahut maja aayega.

Khane ke baad raat ko brahman ne bistar par lete-lete hi brahni se kaha-sunti ho. Kal deepawali h. aaj raat 12 baje tum sabki naak kat jayegi aur kal savere sabko nayi aur badiya naak mil jayeghi. Tum sab iske liye tayar rehna. Baat samjh li na.

Brahmani boli- bahut acche se, hum sab to tayar hi h, nayi naak ke sath deepawali mnane mein badha maja aayega. Brahman dhikawa to aisa kar raha tha. Mano weh brahmani se akele mein sari baat keh raha ho. Par weh itni unchi awwaj mein bol raha tha ki nai bhi sun sake. Nai ne socha agar brhaman nayi naak se Diwali manayega to mein bhi aisa hi karunga. Aur brahman ko to kisi ka ustara bhi mang kar lana hoga. Lekin mere pass to weh bhi pehle se hi h. isse mein brahman se acchi tarah naak kaat sakunga or mere pariwar ko brahman ke pariwar se acchi tarah naak aayeghi . sab soo gaye. raat hone par brhaman jaga aur khatiya mein letelete hi usne brahmni se kaha-suno tum idhar aa jao idhar! Mujhe tuumhari naak katni h. brahmini bhi lete hue hi boli lo mein aa gayi. Ab naak kaat lo. Maano naak kat chuki ho. Iss tarah se brahmani turant hi "haye haye" kehkar joro se chikne lagi. Brahman ne kaha ro mat mere pass aao, mein tumhe patti bandh deta hu subh acchi naak aayeghii.

Brahmani karhati hui hi soo gayi. Ab nai bhi naak katne ko tayar hua. Usne socha brahman ne to brahmani ki bhi naak kaat li h. ab hume bhi kaat leni h. nai ne apni peti mein se naya tej ustara nikalaaur dabe paon apni ghar wali ke khat ke pass gaya or badhi safai se uski naak udha di. Naak katte hi nayan apni khat se uthi aur rone chikne lagi. Usne hath pakadkar kaha chup ho jao subh nayi naak aayeghi lao mein tumhe pati bandh deta hu. Brahman ne abhi abhi brahmani ki naak kati h. aur we nayi naak ke sath deewali mnane wale h. hume bhi usi tarah deewali manani chaiye. Nayan ki naak se lahu brabar beh raha tha. Lekin ab aur ilaj hi kya tha. Baad mein nai ne badhi sifat se apni bhi naak kaat li. Nai ko bhi dard to bahut hua lekin nayi naak ke sath deepawali bnane ke utsha mein apni naak par pathi bandhkar weh bhi soo gaya. Badhe tadke brahman ne unchi awwaj mein brahmani se pucha, nayi naak aa gayi. To weh boli ha bahut badiya aayi h. ab suraj chada. Dhoop chadi. Lekin nai weh nayan ka naak nahi aayi. Usne ye sochkar mann ko samjhaya ki hume dair se kati thi shayad kuch dair baad aayeghi. Brahman ke muwabale acchi aane wali h esliye kuch dair to lagegi hi.

Suraj chadne laga, par nai-nayan ki naak nahi aayi. Isi bich raja ka sipahi nai ko bulane aaya. Bola are abhi tak tum pahuche kyu nahi ? raja se kehna aapke nai ne nayi naak ke sath deewali bnane ke intjaar mein naak kaat li h. aur meri naak abhi tak nahi aayi h. unse kehna mein nayi naak aane par hu aa sakunga.

Par nai ki naak nahi aayi. uss din se weh brahman ki nakal karna bhul gaya.

Esliye kaha bhi gaya h ki nakal ke liye akal ki jarurat hoti h. hume dusro ki nakal nahi karni chaiye.





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