50+ Love Shayari in English for Boyfriend and Girlfriend

English Shayari For Girlfriend

While Waiting For His Aunt To Wake Up,
A Man Stars Muncing On The Peanuts In A Bowl Lying Next To Her,
When The Aunt Wakes Up, He Realizes He’s Finished The Entire,
Bowl And Starts Apoligising. “That’s Okay, Dear,” She Says,
“After I’ve Licked The Chocolate Off, I Don’t Care For Them Anyway.”

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To Life One Needs Brain, Precption,
Luck, IQ, Knowledge, Emotion And Many Other,
Mental Qulalities, Hats Off To U,
B’coz, U Manage 2 Live Without Them

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“It’s For My Mother-In-Law.” Explained A Man At A Funeral Procession,
Tightening The Leash Of His Dog, “My Doberman Here Killed Here.”
That’s Terrible,” Said A Spectator, “But Is There Anyway You Might,
Lend Me Your Dog For A Day Or So?” The Bereaved Son-In-Law Pointed,
His Thumb Over His Shoulder And Replied, “Get In Line.”

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A Waiter Asks A Man, “May I Take Your Order, Sir?”
“Yes,” The Man Replies. “I’m Just Wondering,
Exactly How Do You Prepare Your Chickens?” “Nothing Special,
Sir We Just Tell Them Straight Out That They’re Going To Die.”

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Raj Had Been Talking On The Phone 4 About Half,
An Hour Before He Hung Up. His Father Said,
“Wow! That Was Short Usually Talk For An Hour,
What Happened?” Raj Replied,”It Was A Wrong Number.”

60+ Romantic Love Shayari in English

The Lawyer Cabled To His Client.,
“Yr Mother In Law Passed Away In Her Sleep.
Shall We Order Burial, Embalming Or Cremation?”
Came The Reply,” Take No Chances, Order All 3.”

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful,
The Grease & Flower, Is Rain Makes All Thinga Beautiful,
Why Doesn’t It Rain On U.
Look Out Of Your Window, U Will See So,
Many Little Stars Smiling At You,
They Are Not Just Smiling, I Have
Told Them 2 Wish You A Sweat Good Night.

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A Successful Marriage Requires Falling In Love Many Times,
Always With The Same Person. You Both Do This Very Well.
Happy Anniversary.

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A Mobile Is Like Women : Talks Non-Stop,
Costs A Fortune, Dismiss When You R Busy 4 When U Need
Them Urgently They Have No Service.

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What Happened To Your Network,
Tried Calling U, But Operator Said,
“Welcome To The Jungle”.
The Monkey Ur Trying 2 Callis On Tree,
Please Try Again Later.

Love Shayari in English for Lover

A Sardar Was Fond Of Detective Novels,
He Always Read From The Middle,
Why?
It Builds Curiosity Not Only About Its
End But Also Its Beginning!

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In The “Book” Of Life :- The Page Yesterdayis Over,
The Page Future Is “Blank” & Page Today Is Being Written,
So Write The Best U Can, Bcoz On This Book
Eraser Doesn’t Work.

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Sometimes I Forget 2 Say Hi,
Sometimes I Forget 2 Reply,
Sometimes My Msg Doesn’t Reach U,
But It Doesn’t Mean I Forget You,
I’m Just Giving U Time To Miss Me.

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If I Could Be Part Of You,
I’d Be Your Tear.
To Be Conceived In Your Heart,
Born In Your Eyes,
Live In Your Cheeks,
And Die On Your Lips

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U May B Out Of My Sight But Not Out Of My Heart,
U May B Out Of My Reach But Not Out Of My Frnd,
I Don’t Know What I Mean 2 U,
But U’ll Always Be Special To Me.

45+ Funny Text Messages for Friends in English

Touch My Heart And U’ll Feel,
Listen To My Heart And U’ll Hear,
Look Into My Heart And & U’ll See,
That U’ll Always Be A Special Part Of Me

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Faith Makes All Things Possible,
Love Makes All Things Easy,
Hopes Makes All Things Work,
But Ur Gorgeous Smile Brings All Faith. Luv And Hope In Me.

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SOMETIMES Sorry Means – It’s Not My Fault,
Its Yours, Accept It, It Would Make Me Feel Better …

SOMETIMES Good Night Means- Don’t Keep The Phone Stupid,

I Want 2 Talk More…

SOMETIMES Take Care Means, Iam Not Well & Need To Be Cared For

SOMETIMES Disconnecting A Phone Means -Call Me Back.
I Want U To Persuade Me With Something Special

SOMETIMES Hate You Means , I Like You Soo Much Which
I Cant Even Explain…

SOMETIMES Miss You Means M Waiting For You Call….

SOMETIMES Smiles Means More Than Tears
And
SOMETIMES Tears Are Satisfying Than Smile

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There Are Very Few People Who Understand These Exceptionalities And
These People Are Found Only SOMETIMES.

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When I Was A Baby, I Played With Toys,
Now I Am A Lady And I Play With Boys.

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Man : Let Me Take A Picture Of Your Breasts Than I Can Always Look At Them.
Wife : Let Me Take A Picture Of Penis, I Will Have It Enlarged.

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A Women Had Triplets, She Named Them Kmat,
Pat And Tat, She Fed Mat From Let Tit,
Pat From Her Right Tit…..

Moral Of The Story:
NO TIT FOR TAT

Love Shayari in English for Boyfriend and Girlfriend

You R My Sona , I Don’t Want U Khona,
I Want A Place In Your Heart’s Kona,
Otherwise I Will Start Rona Atlest,
Good Morning To Kar Lona.

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The Best Thing In Life Is Finding
Someone Who Knows All Your Mistakes,
And Weakness And Still Thinks You Are ,
Completey Amazing & Loving

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Zindagi Is 2 Be Lived, Dil Is 2 Be Given,
Pyar Is 2 Be Shared, Gam Is 2b Fought,
Khushi Is 2b Achived, Dushmani Is 2b Forgotten,
And Teri Meri Dosti Is 2 Be 4ever.

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A Raindrop May Look 2 Small 2 Eyes,
But Somewhere A Thirsty Flower Awaits Its Fall,
A Small Sms May Seem 2 Small 2 U,
But Somewhere A Heart Remembers You.

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LIC”S New Frndship Policy,
Assured Friendship 4 Whole,
On A Premium Of 1 Msg Everyday,
To Register Send Me A Cool Mesg,
In Special Case U Can Also Give Miss Call.

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If A Lover Is Like A Moon,
Then Frnds R Like Stars,
Have U Ever Noticed That A Sky Can Look Beautiful,
Without The Moon But Never But Never Without Stars,
Thanks For Being My Star.

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There Is No Special Occasion 2day And No Special Reason 2 Msg,
I Don’t Have Any News 2 Msg I Don’t Have Any News 2 Share,
No Problem 2 Air, Its Just 1 Of Those Times That I Wish That,
I Wish 2 Say I Remember You.

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What’s Life? What’s Life?
What U Make It To Be. What’s Happiness?
What Ur Heart Sees. What’s Love?
Precious If True. What’s Frndship? Nothing Without U.

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If You Faal In River There Is A Boat,
If You Fall In Well There Is Rope,
But If You Fall In Love There Is No Hope,
If Loved Were To Be Taxed,
I Would Be The Highest Tax Payer…..

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Friend In Diff. Languages

Indian	:	Dost
German	:	Freund
Hebrew	:	Chaver
French	:	Ami
Pinoy	:	Kaibigam
Dutch	:	Vrend
Mexican	:	Amigo

40+ Short Funny Jokes for Students

I Can Hear Your Voice When U R Silent,
I Can See U R Eyes When U Close Them,
I Can Feel Ur Touch When U R Not With Me,
U Know I Day I Heard Sum I Whispered U R Name,
When I Turned Around 2 See Who It Was,
I Noticed It Was May Heart Telling Me That,
I Am Missing U Every Second Of Life.

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Love Id Unstoppable, Love Is Unimaginable,
Love Is Emotional, Love Is Desire,
Love Is Destiny, Love Is Joy,
But A Frnd Like “U” Is 1% More Than Love.

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Under The Sea There Lays A Rock,
In The Rock There Is An Envelope In The Envelope,
There Is A Paper And On The Paper,
There R 3 Words. FORGET ME NOT.

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Love Is Game, Lovers Are Players,
Every One Loves Somebody But True Love Is Rare,
If You Get A True Love Then Everything Is Here.

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Take The Date U R Born,
* 4 + 13 * 25 – 200 + Month U R Born
* 2 – 40 * 50 + Last 2 Digits Of The Year U R Born – 10500.
Noticed Anything. Try Its Very Interesting.

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I Offer You The Flower Of My Heart,
Its Always Growing And Searching 4 Perfection,
Always Reaching 4 The Sparkling Rays Of The Sun,
But Only 4 Can Give It The Care And Nourishment,
It Needs To Thrive, Love It, Treasure It,
Keep It Safe, Give It Ur Light And It Will Bloom Forever.

World Best English Shayari

Every Day Can Be A Beautiful Day,
Just Take A Look Around U And Think,
About All Of The Wonderful Things
You Have 2 Be Thankful 4 The Sunshine Roses,
Laughter, Close Frnds, Family And The Beautiful Dreams,
The Storms Is Never Half As Bad As It Seems
Don’t Let The Rain Ur Day, When The Dark Clouds Move In Just Smile,
Bcoz Good Times 4 On The Way.

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I Have Found Many Frnds Along Life’s Road,
And Many Have Brightened My Life And Helped Shape Who I M,
No One Has Touched My Life Like You, U R My Best Frnd.

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There Is Only 1 Way 2 Start The Day Right,
And Make Each Other Bright,
And That’s 2 Look 4 The Good In Everyone
And Every Place With A King Size Smile On Your Face,
So Go Ahead And Smile, Its Not So Hard To Do,
Let The Happiness And Sunshine Through.
I Hope U R Smiling Now.

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Frndship Is Not Collection Of Hearts But It Is Selection Of Hearts.
All Frnds R Not True But True Frnds Are Very Few, Which Includes You.

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The Flowers Are All Gone,
And The Sunshine Is Hiding In The Winter Sky,
So I Wanted 2 Send You A Warm Hug And Someshine,
To Let U Know U R In My Thoughts Today,
I Will Do My Best 2 Send U The Warmth,
Of Summer When Winter Winds Come Your Way.

40+ Funny Joke of the Day for Adults

You Are A Source Of Cherished Memories That Nothing Can Replace,
This Is Let U Know That U R Loved More And More Ass Times Goes By.

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Coincidence Decides Whom U Meet In Life,
Ur Heart Decides Whom U Want To Stay In Ur Life,
Destiny Decides Who Will Get To Stay In Your Life,
So Be Happy Always.

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The Quickest Way To Receive Love Is To Give Love,
The Fastest Way To Loose It To Hold It Tight And,
The Best Way To Keep Love Is To Give Wings.

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If God Gave You A Dozen Of Roses,
And U Ask Why There R No Thorns,
God Would Just Smile, Show His Blessings Hands And Say,
“I Took Then, Show You” God Loves You That Much.

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In This Cruel And Mean World,
It Is Very Difficult 2 Find A Frnd
With A Beautiful Heart, Pure Feelings,
Attractive Personality And Stylish Looks.
So Don’t Let Me Go.

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U Learn To Like Someone,
When U Learn What Makes,
That Person Laugh But U Can Never Truly Love,
Someone Until U Learn What Makes That Person Cry.

Shayari for Best Friend in English

Angry Santa: Oye Mein Is Duniya Ko Mita Dunga, Mita Dunga.
Banta Standing Besides Said Mein Tujhe Rubber Hi Nahi Dunga Nahi Dunga

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Hugs Are Fat Free, Sugar Free And Requires No Batteries,
Hugs Reduces Blood Pressure And Help Relieve Pain And Depression,
Redeem This Coupon With Me, Anytime U Need My Hugs.

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Something In Your Smile Speaks To Me,
Something In Your Voice Sings To Me,
Something In Your Eyes Says To Me,
That You Are The Dearest To Me,