55+ Latest Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

Funny Dirty Jokes Collection

Ladki Bus Stop Par Whisper Ka Packet Lekar Khadi Thi,
Bhikari: Kuch De Do,
Ladki : Kuch Nahi H,
Bikhari: Ye Bread Ka Packet Hi De Do,
Ladki: Kal Aana Sauce Laga Kar Dungi.

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Girls Hostel Mein Light Chali Gayi,
To Ladkiyan Chillayi “Kisi Aadmi Ko Bulao”
Warden Boli “Bahut Raat Ho Gayi H”,
Apni Mombatti Se Kaam Chalao.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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Boy : Bhai Sahab Ek Condom Dena,
Girlfriend Ko Gift Karna H,
Dukandar : Is Pe Gift Cover Chada Doon,
Boy : Yahi To Cover H Gift To Mere Pass H.

50+ Naughty Messages for Him and Her in English

Bacha : Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole,
Aunty : Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Bacha : Main Aawaz Lagaunga,
“10 Ruppey Mai Aunti Ki Chaat Lo.

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Damaad Apni Saas Se : Apki Beti Mujhe Khush Nhi Rakhti,
Saas : Beta Naseeb Naseeb Ki Baat Hai,
Yaha Tu Pure Ka Pura Mohalla Khush Tha Us Se.

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Ek Police Wale Ne Ek Call Girl Ko Pakda
Or Bola Sali Rakect Chalati H, Dandha Karti H,
Callgirl : Nahi Sahib Mein To Salesgirl Hu,
Condom Ki Marketing Karti Hu, Or Trial To Dena Hi Padta H.

Dirty Jokes for Adults Only

Do Sperm Apni Carrer Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe The,
Ek Kehta H, Mein To Doctor Banunga,
Dusra Kehta H, Mein Engineer Banunga,
Thodi Der Baad Bathroom Se Chilane Ki Awaj Aati H
Sale Ne Carrer Ki Maa-Behan Ek Kar Di Yaar.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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Ek Sardar Bistar Par Apni Biwi Se Thoda
Upar Upar Daye Baye Itna Nahi Thoda Daye
Hokar Piche Ho Or Halka Sa Aage Le,
Sardarni: Tum S*X Kar Rahe Ho Ya
L*Nd Ko Parking Mein Laga Rahe Ho.

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Raat Kal Bistar Par Hui Ladayi,
Humne Apni Top Surang Mein Gusai,
Par Humari Biwi Na Chiki Na Chilayi,
Faayring Ke Baad Jaise Hi Light Jalai,
Bistar Mein Leti Thi Kaam Wali Bai.

20+ Top 2 Line Non Veg Shayari in Hindi

Dosto Ne Dhoke Se Jaam Pila Diya,
Mehbuba Ne Humse Apna Daman Chuda Liya,
Wo Jab Jaa Rahi Thi Muh Modkar,
Humne Use Pukara Or Lawda Dhika Diya.

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Ek Ladka Ladki Chod-Ne Gaya,
Us Ne Ladki Ko Nanga Kiya Or Ulta Jhuka Ke Bola
Tumhari Ch*T Par To 1 Bhi Baal Nai Hai Kyun?
Ladki: Bhos-Di Ke Chod-Ne Aaya Hai Ya “KANGI” Karne

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Bunty :- Babli Honnymoon Manane Paris Gaye,
Babli :- Darling Hum Pehle Hotel Ke Room Me,
Jayenge Ya AFL Tower Dekhenge,
Bunty :- Pehle Room Me, Kyunki AFL Tower To Kal Bhi Khada Rahega.

Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes

Ladkiya Sachin Tendulkar Ko Kyu Chahati H,
Kyunki Sachin Ke Pass Heavy Bat H,
Wo Gap Jaldi Dhund Leta H,
Puri Taqat Se Waar Karta H,
Aur Sabse Badhi Baat Ki Out Der Se Hota H.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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Ladki : Maa Tumhe Yaad H Tumne Kaha Tha Mard Ke Dil Mein,
Jaane Ka Rasta Uske Pet Se Hokar Jata H.
Maa : Yes Dear
Ladki : Khusi Se, Par Maine Kal Raat Ek Naya Rasta Dhund Liya.

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Jab Tere Chiku The, Hum Tere Pichu The,
Jab Tere Aam Hue Sab Pareshan Hue,
Jab Tere Kharbhuje Hue Sab Bade Ajube Hue,
Jab Tere Jhul Gaye Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye.

55+ Funny Indian Jokes That Make You Laugh

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Ek Ladki Ne Garib Ladke Se Pucha:
Tumhar L*Nd Itna Bada Kaise ????????
Garib Ladka :- Kyunki Bachpan Se Mere Pass
Koi Aur Khilona Hi Nahi Tha

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Aaj Phir Uska Dil Dhuka Diya Humne,
Apne Pyar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne
Dekar Lalch Use Ice-Cream Ka
Andhere Mein …………….

Apna Chusa Diya Humne

75+ Romantic Shayari in Hindi

Aids Par Kaabu Paane Ka Assan Tarreka
Ek Ke Ander Ek C0nd0m Daalkar Uska Use Kare,
Dono Ke Beech Mein Lal Mirch Powder Daal Le,
Agar……
Upar Ka Fata To Ladki Ko Pata Chalega ,
Or
Ander Ka Fata To Ladke Ko Pata Chal Jayega.

Dirty Jokes in Hindi Language

Jab Wife Pregnant Ho To Uski Sari,
Saheliya Pet Par Hath Pher Ke Kehti H,

Congratulations…………

Par Koi Husband Ka L@Nd Pakad Kar Nahi Kehta Welldone

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Waqt Nahi Ab Rone Ka,
Waqt Hai Baccha Hone Ka,
Tab Kyu Nahi Royi Thi,
Jab Chipak Chipak Ke Soyi Thi,
Jab Kiya Hai To Bharo,
Tab Kehti Thi Aur Karo Aur Karo.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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Ramlal– Thakur Saab Gabbarsing Ne Bahurani Ki Izzat Lut Li Hai.

Thakur– To?

Ramlal– Bahurani Puch Rahi Hai Ki Gabbar,
Se Badala Lena Hai Ya PAYMENT…!

45+ Non Veg Jokes and Dirty Chutkule of the Day

Me Bol Raha Hu “Kon Baneghi Garbwati Se”,
Aapki Girl Frnd Humari Hot Sit Par Baithi H,
Humare Sath Khel Rahi H “Kaun Baneghi Garbwati”,

Agli Awaj Aapki Girlfrnd Ki……….

Aah. Hu. Aaah Aaahh.Ah. Ah. Na .Na.. Na

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Arj Kiya H, Dosto,

Mat Ched Inn Hasinao Ko,
Ye Tere Bas Ki Baat Nahi,
Ye Khelti Hai Jis Khilone Se ,
Wo Khilona Hi Tere Pass Nahi.

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Ek Baat Sun Yaar
Koi Naya SMS Aaya H Kya Tere Pass,
Agar H To…..

Kagaz Par Likh Ke

G**Nd Mein Daal Le Apni
Send To Tere Se Hoga Nahi

Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

Suhag-Raat Ko Pati Patni Par Chada.
Patni Hasne Lagi
Dobara Fir Se Aisa Hi Hua
Pati Ka Dimag Garm Hua.
Pati: Has Kyu Rahi Ho
Patni: Pankhe Mein Apki “G@@Nd” Dikti Hai.

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Santa : Yaar Mujhe Subha Jaldi Utha Dena,
Banta : Mera Lu*D Pakad Ke So Ja,
Ye Subha Mujh Se Phele Uth Jata Hai
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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2 Girls In Bus

1st : Oh My God Mere Paise Chori Ho Gaye,
2nd : Magar Tu To Paise BRA Mein Rakhti Thi,
1st : Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Sala Chori Kar Raha Hai.

40+ Funny Joke of the Day for Adults

Kya Aap S*X Karte Hai,
Kya Aap C0ND0M Use Karte Hai,
Kya Aap A|DS Se Darte Hai,
To Aap HATH Se Kyu Nahi Karte Hai,
HATH Chale To A|DS Tale.

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S*X Ke 2 Important Rules

First Time Iss Tarah Kro Ki Jaise,
Second Time Kabhi Milegi Hi Nhi,
Aur Second Time Is Tarah Karo Ki,
Pehle Kabhi Kiya Hi Nahi Ho.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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Lady : Saree Mein Agar Ek Bhi Hole Dikha,
To Saree Wapas Kar Dungi,
Shopkeeper : Madam Ji, Aap Hole Dikhao To Sahi,
2 Saree Aapko Free Mein De Dunga.

Dirty Jokes for Whatsapp

Man Goes To Chemist : I Need A Poison.
Chemist: I M Not Sell U That.
Man Show Wife’s Photo
Chemist: Oh Sry, I Didn’t Know U Have A Prescription.

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Santa: My Neighbor And His Friends Were Gambling Throughout The Night.
What A Waste Of Time
Banta: How Do U Know?
Santa: I Was There Watching Them All The Night.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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Osama Consult A Psychic About The Date Of His Death.
Psyche : You Will Die On US Holiday. Which One?
Any Day U Die Shall Be US Holiday.

45+ Hilarious Jokes of the Day

Wife 2 Hubby: See Honey That My 1st Boyfriend At The Bar.
He Is Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago.
Hubby: Nonsense! No 1 Can Celebrate That Long.

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Today I Met Sum 1 At Cafe Coffee Day,
Real Good Looking, Dead Smart So Delightful,
More Like A Celebrating As I Walked Nearer,
Damm Saint Gobain Glass.
It Was Me.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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What Is The Difference Between Smart And Lazy.
A Smart Person Sends Sms And
A Lazy Keeps Reading Them Only.
It Is Like Me And You.

Dirty Jokes Between Husband and Wife

Hey Want To Talk 2 U Now,
Can U Tell Me ?????
Pls Nothing Special But Need To Hear Ur Voice
Just 2 Test Whether
I Can Understand The Monkey’s Language Or Not.

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Contest : Write A Concise Essay
Which Contains The Factors Religion,
Sex And Mystery Within Essay,
Oh God I M Pregnant I Wonder Who Did It.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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What Is True Bravery: It Is To Arrive Home
Fully Drunk After A Late Night Out,
Wife Waiting With A Broom Stick And,
U Ask Honey, Are U Still Cleaning?

40+ Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Forward This Msg To 10 People And You Will Get Nothing ,
Its True Its Working, Even I Did Not Get Anything.

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I Have A Confession To Make,
I Have Been Telling Everyone In Our Locality,
That U R A Stupid Fool,
I Have Been Telling Everyone In Our Locality,
That U R A Stupid Fool,
Iam Sorry I Did Not Know, It Was A Secret.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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A Call Girl Goes To Bank To Deposit A 1000 Rs
Note Teller Said: Its Fake Note.
Call Girl: Oh God I Have Been Raped.

Dirty Jokes Between Girl and Boy

A Dying Husband Said To His Wife,
Dear Our Fourth Son Always Looked Different From Others,
Did He Have A Different Father ?
Wife : Yes……
Husband: Who ??????????
Wife: You…..

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Two Lovers Plan To Suicide,
Boy Jumped 1st Girl Closed Her Eyes And Return Back Saying,
Love Is Blind
Boy In Air Opened Parachute Saying
Love Never Dies
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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Liquor Is An Enemy Of Our Country,
We Must Finish It.
I Take A Quarter U Take A Half,
Ask Your Frnd To Take Full And
Lets Empty The Stock Enjoy

50+ Chutkule Hindi Me and Comedy Jokes

Two Men Meet Both Looking For Their Lost Wife.
1st How Ur Look Like?
2nd She Is 5’8″, 36-26-36, Fair , Blonde,
Blue Eyed And Urs?
1st Forget Mine Lets Find Yours.
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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Man Calls His Wife By N IDEA Mobile,
The Call Go 2 Other Lady After Talking,
For While They Start Dating And Get Married
Moral:- AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE.

Dirty Jokes Double Meaning in Hindi

Sorry To Disturb You Don’t Feel Bad
I Wanna Say Something With Lots Of Guts But,
Promise Me U Wont Mind I Need Ur Ans Rite Now
I Tried To Ask It Frm U B4 But Didn’t Dare.
So Pls Tell Me. Melody Itni Chokleti Kyun H
Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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I Like To Compare You With A Nice Cold Glass Of Beer,
Beautiful Color, Perfect Taste,
Really Perfect And When The Glass Is,
Empty I Just Take The Next One.