100+ Really Funny Jokes for Kids and Adults

Really Funny Jokes in Hindi

Congratulation

Mubarak Ho Mesaage na karne par aapko,
MBA Ki Degree di Jaati hai,

MBA means Member of Bhikari Association.
Ab ye message dusre bhikariyo ko jaldi forward karo.

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Very Funny Jokes by Santa Banta

Santa : Aaj meri bakri ne anda diya hai,

banta : Bakri Kab se anda dene lagi,

Santa : Ham VIP log hai hamne apni murgi ka Naam Bakri Rakha hai.

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Really Funny Jokes About School

Uski nazar hamari taraf thi,
Meri nazar uski taraf thi,
Wo mujse kuch kehna chahti thi,
Main uss se kuch puchna chahta tha,
Do no uljhan me baithe the, Aur Exam khatam.

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Rajnikant Funny Jokes In Hindi

Rajnikant ka 1 rupya balcony se gir gaya.
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Rajnikant niche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila
kyo?
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kyuki Rajnikant
1 rupye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha.

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Really Funny Jokes for Girlfriend

Mere dil ki hai ek condition,
Usme nahi kisi ko permission,
Sirf tujhe hai dost admission,
Wo bhi bina donation, just maintain relation.

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April Fool Jokes

31st March or 1st April,
Fool Is Fool Doesn’t Matter,
Wishing Very Happy Properous And Joyfull,
Fool Day To The King Of Fools.

April Fool Day

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Funny Shayari In Hindi

Kaash hum mobile ke  SMS hote,
send pe click karte hi tumhare paas hote,
Bhale tum hame delete kar dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye hum tumhara sath to hote.

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 Very Funny Joke for Facebook

Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Ho jaaye,
Na Itne Salty Ki, Blood Preasure Badh Jaaye,
Na Itane Tasty Ki khane mein Maza Aa jaaye,
Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki tumhe Yaad Na Aaye.

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Really Funny Jokes for Kids

Most Hilarious Joke in Hindi

machar ka bacha pehli baar udha,
jab wapis ghar gaya to baap ne pucha,
kaisa laga?
machar – bahut accha,
jaha bhi gaya log taliya baja rahe the.

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Hindi Funny Jokes SmS

santa ne sundar se kaha – aapki shakal,
meri biwi se kaafi milti hai,
ladki ne ye sunkar zordar thapad uske mooh,
pe mara, santa- aadat bhi bahut milti hai.

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Really Funny Clean Jokes for Adults

science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to,
use lambe kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi,
student : sir par use attack kaise dilaya jaaye.

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Really Funny Jokes In Hindi

baap : beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai,
wo rupwati, gunwati aur sarswati hai,
beta : lekin papa mein kisi aur se pyar karta hu,
aur wo garbwati hai.

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Free Funny Jokes In Hindi

aaj kal 2 chezain sirf kismat walo ko milti hai,
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1.  jungle mein ghumta hua white haathi.

2. without affairs wala jeevan saathi.

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Funny Whatsapp Jokes In Hindi

Khayal ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kisi pyari si surat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami to nahi hai mere dost,
Bas gali ki jaadu waali aajkal udhas rehti hai.

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Collection of Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

santa :- mera padosi aur mera dost poori raat jua khelte rahe,
dekho kis tarah log waqt ko barbadi karte hai,
banta :- tumhe kaise malum ye sab ?
Santa :- me poori raat unhe  khelte hue dekhta raha tha.

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Very Funny Jokes Ever In Hindi

banto :- rasoi se bahar nikal kar – suniye na,
aajkal main bahut khubsurat hoti ja rahi hu,
banta :- tumne kaise jaana ye sab?
banto :- dekho na aajkal mujhe dekhkar rotiya bhi jalne lagi hai.

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Really Funny Jokes of Today

santa :- accha hua, main bengal mein paida nahi hua,
banta :- kyun ?
santa :- kyunki mujhe bengali ka ek akshar bhi nahi aata.

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Funny April Fool Jokes In Hindi

judge – tumne apne pati ke sar par guldasta kyun maara,
aurat – usne mujhe office se pyar bhara phone kia,
ghar aaya mujhe bedroom mein le gaya,
mere kapde utaare, aur mere upar jhuk kar bola – april fool.

Latest Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

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Chatpate Jokes In Hindi

do gareeb aapas mein baat kr rahe the.

pehla : agar mere paas ambani jitni daulat ho,
to main ambani se  jyada rahees ho jaunga.
dusra : wo kaise yaar ?
pehla : mere paas meri moongfali ki rehadi bhi to hogi.

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Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

ये कैसा युग आ गया
आज कल 9th-10th कलास की छोरी से भी पुछलो
उसका भी ब्रेकअप हो चुका होता है

बोलती हैं आय एम ब्रोकन हर्ट

ईन की भाण के म्हारे तो नु
नी समझ आती ईनके हर्ट तोडे कोन है
मिक्की माउस
या छोटा भीम…

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 Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes

अस्पताल में एक बच्चा पैदा होते ही
नर्स से बोला :- भूख लगी है नाश्ते में क्या है ?
नर्स :- बाजरे की रोटी, हरा साग और सीत से।
बच्चा :-  इकी भैंण न चोदुं , फेर हरियाणा मं आग्यो के

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Non Veg jokes In Hindi

आजका सुविचार

विवाहित पुरूष का लैंगिक जीवन  बेल्ट के बक्कल जैसा होता है।
सामने बहुत सारे छेद होते है
लेकिन हर रोज एक ही छेद में जाना होता है!

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Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha,
Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai.
Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt,
Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”

Santa: Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai,
Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai.

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Funny Haryanvi Jokes for Kids

ये कैसा युग आ गया आज कल 9th-10th
कलास की छोरी से भी पुछलो
उसका भी ब्रेकअप हो चुका होता है

बोलती हैं आय एम ब्रोकन हर्ट

ईन की भाण के म्हारे तो नु
नी समझ आती ईनके हर्ट तोडे कोन है
मिक्की माउस या छोटा भीम..

Funny Indian Jokes That Make You Laugh

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Funny Short Joke in Hindi

अस्पताल में एक बच्चा पैदा होते ही
नर्स से बोला :- भूख लगी है नाश्ते में क्या है ?
नर्स :- बाजरे की रोटी, हरा साग और सीत से।
बच्चा :-  इकी भैंण न चोदुं , फेर हरियाणा मं आग्यो के

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Non Veg Funny Jokes In Hindi

Boy: Mom, Didi ko sab log “MAAL” kehte hain
Aapko kyu nahi

Mom : Beta, shadi se pehle me bhi “MAAL” thi
Tere PAPA ne
“L” ghis ghis kar,  “MAA” Bana diya.

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Double Meaning Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

साधू शहर में चला जा रहा था।
तभी किसी घर की छत से एक ब्रा उड़ कर उस पर गिर गयी।

साधू बोल ” हे प्रभु।। ये तेरी कैसी माया है?

आम कोई और चूस रहा है
छिलके हम पर फेंके जा रहे है

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Very Funny Jokes Hindi Language

एक चोर चोरी करने एक घर में घुसा।
मालिक :- कौन है?
चोर :- म्याऊं।
मालिक :- कौन है?
चोर :- म्याऊं।
मालिक फिर से बोला,”कौन है?”
चोर :- साले बिल्ली है बिल्ली।

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Jokes On Sunny Leone In Hindi Font

शरीफ थे इतने कि कभी कमीज के बटन तक नहीं खोले,
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मगर ये बिजली बोर्ड वालों ने तो ‘सनी लियोन’ बना दिया।

haaye re garmi

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Really Funny Jokes for Young Adults

rajsthan mein bache ka naam love nahi rakthe,
kyunki log naam bigad dete hai,
jaise

babu ka babuda,
papa ka papuda,
raju ka rajuda,
ab aap hi btao kon rakhe love naam.

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Funny Jokes To Make Men Law

 

apna apna jayika hai ghalib.
kisi ko peg marke neend aati h,

to kisi ko muth maar ke.

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bhakt -baba mohabbat apne anjam pe kab pahucti hai.

baba : beta jab room ka intejaam ho jata hai.

Comedy Jokes in Hindi Language

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Dirt Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Joke for Adults

ladka apni girlfriend se : tum ab badal gayi ho,
girlfriend : kyu
ladka : ab jab m bobbs dabata hu to tu aankhe
band kyu nahi krti,
girlfriend : saale chor ek baar ki thi to 500 gayab the.

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Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

 

BOLDEST PROPOSAL

Ladka Ladki ke Baap Se:
Main Aapki Beti ka Hath Mangne Aaya Hu,

Baap: “Kyu ??

Ladka: “Kyunki ab Mera Haath thak Chuka Hai…

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

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Non Veg Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Son : Mummy aap papa ke upar baith kar jump kyu karti ho?

Mom : Unke pet ki hawa nikalti hoon.

Son : Kya fayda, kaamwali aunty papa ki pant,
utarkar mooh lagakar phir se bhar deti hai.

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Funny Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Pota – Dada ji ye c0nd0m kya hota hai?

Dada ji – Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Pota – Main Janta tha Buddhe,
Tujhe pata hota to aaj Property ke 8 tukde nahi hote.

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Dirty Double Meaning Jokes For Adults

Santa Kaamwali ko ched raha tha.
Kaamwali : Battamizi mat kar, MOR bana dungi.
Santa : Murga banate suna tha. Mor kaise banate hai.
Kaamwali : Ga*nd me ulti zadu daal ke.

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Really Non Veg Funny Jokes

Sindhi’s Son :- Papa mere door ki nazar kharab ho gayi hai,
naye chasme banwa do…
Sindhi :- woh kya hai aasman mein?
Sindhi’s son :- Papa wo chand hai.
Sindhi :- Isse door kya bhenchod pariyo ki g*and dekhega..

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Funny Jokes On Sardar Ji In Hindi

Oye Sardarji…

Apni pregnant biwi ko  hospital ki

jagah pizza hut kyu le jaa rahe  ho?

Sardar  :  Abey saale.. Pizza hut  me “Delivery Free” hai…

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Very Funny Jokes in English

Mother : “why are you come from school so early ?”
Son : I was the only who could answer the question,
mother : “oh really ? what was the answer”
son : who threw the eraser at the principal?

Very Funny Jokes In Hindi

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Really Funny Jokes on Boss

Short and Funniest Joke Ever

Last night some devil came to my room,
they wanted a good person to disturb,
I gave them you name and address.
they said,
“oh no! we can’t disturb our boss”.

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Really Funny Jokes on Sardar

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar To naukar: Ped mein pani dal,
Naukar: Barish aa rahi hai saab,
Sardar: Abe budhu, chatri pakadke dal na.

Non Veg Jokes and Dirty Chutkule

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Really Funny Jokes About Life

I mixed rum in water and got drunk,
I mixed brandy in water and got drunk,
I mixed whisky in water and got drunk again,
now I have decided never to drink water again.

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Funny Jokes on Husband and Wife

Lady to the doctor over the phone,
doctor, I beg of you,
please prescribe me something,
immediately to reduce my weight,
My husband has given me a wonderful,
birthday present, and I can’t get into it.

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Funny Jokes On Sardar

ek sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui,
Par uski lash muskurate hue mili,
Yamraj ne sardar se puchha aisa kyu,
Sardar Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai.

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Really Funny Jokes Boy Girl in Hindi

facebook ki haseena ki qatil angreji.

He:  hiiiiii….
she:  How are you ??

He:  I m fine,thank you.
She:  Maine pucha, how are you ??
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He:  I replied na, M fine..
She:  ek to tum logo ka angrezi ka problem bahut hai
upar se aa gaye facebook pe chat karne.
Maine puchha How are you?? Matlab tum kaun ho??
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He: Didi, bas apna chhota bhai samjho.

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Short Really Funny Jokes Conversation

ek Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya.
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi  Deewani Hogayi.
Fir Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls Behosh.
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Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
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Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana hai.

“Haye Re Berozgari”

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Funny Jokes for Kids in Hindi

Munna: ye Bapu Gandhi har note mein,
haste hi kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai  bhai,
Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.

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I Need a Really Funny Jokes

Wife aur husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha
Aye Roop ki Mallika
10 Ruppe de de, Andha hoon,
Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha aur
bola :” De de….Sach mein andha hai bechara.

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Really Funny Jokes B/w Boss and Servent

Sahab: Tum bathroom main kyu ghus aaye,
kiya tumhe pata nahi tha ki main naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Sahab galati ho gaye, ohhhh
mein samjhaa tha Malkin ji naha rahi hai.

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Very Funny Girlfriend Jokes in Hindi

Na jane wo humse kya chupati thi,
kuch tha uske na jane kyu sharmati thi,
jab hamne mooh khulwa ke dekha to,
pata chala salli Tambhaku chabati thi.

Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

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Funny Text Jokes on Boss

Office boy to boss : “I think you’re wanted on the phone, sir.”
Boss : “What do you mean, you think?”
Office boy: “A voice said ‘is that you, you old fool’.”

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Funny Jokes On Boyfriend

Last night I dream of u.
this morning my first thought was u.
I thought of u the whole day,
I think like u. tomorrow I’ll think of V, then W,X,Y,X.

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Really Funny Jokes On Girls

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood,
and called his staff to listen to a couple of jokes.
Everybody laughed except 1 girl.
“whts’ the matter, grumbled the boss,
“don’t u have a sense of humour”?
“I don’t have 2 laugh,” she replied, “I’m leaving on Friday.