70+ Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein 140 Words

Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein 140 Words

pappu tha ki sone ka naam nahi le raha tha.
Kuch der karwate badalne ke baad,
pappu ne maa se kaha- mujhe kahani sunao na pls.
mummy: kuch der aur tehar ja bete.
Tere papa aayenge fir hum doni ko kahani sunayenge.

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Latest Comedy Chutkule in Hindi

Kanta: kitna pyar h tumhara bacha,
iske sunhere baal bhi kitne acche lag rahe na.
kya iske babu ji bhi aise hi the.
bache ki maa: malum nahi unhone topi pehni hui thi.

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Funny Jokes to Make People Laugh

Santa Banta Comedian Comedy Jokes

Banta: kya tumhare pita ji ameer hai,
santo: ha, weh mujhe shadi karne wale ko 1 crore denge.
banta:  kya tum mujhse shadi karogi,
santo: nahi.
banta: mein janta tha tumhara yahi jawab hoga.
santo: phir ku pucha,
banta: bas dekhna chahta tha ki jab hath se 1 crore rupee jaye kaisa lagta h.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Doctor: nipple dikhao apne mein tumhara check-up karna chahta hu.
babli: lekin dusre doctor kar chuke h. or mujhe perfect btaya h.
doctor: tabhi to mein bhi dekhna chahta hu.

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Latest Comedy Jokes in Hindi

Ek ladki sales girl thi,
ek ladke se usse pyar ho gaya.
Ek din we park mein gaye to koi na hone ka,
faida uthakar ladke ne usko kiss kar lia.
sales girl: aadat se majbur bechari. bas yahi ya aur bhi?

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Funny jokes in Hindi

Acchi Baat to Sabko Acchi Lagti hai,
Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi,
Lage to Samjho ki . . . . . ,
Tumhe Pyar  Nahi hua hai,
Zaleel hone ki Aadat ho Gayi hai.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

April Fool Girl Proposing SmS

April Fool Girl Proposing SmS

Which is the best day to propose a girl,
April 1,
You Know Why?
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool bnaya.

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April Fool Messsages

Hontho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur aakhir kyu na ho Khayi Bhi to lal Mirch hai.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Agar apse koi kahe k aap Hot ho Smart ho,
Aur sexy ho handsome ho,
to rakh ke thappad daina us ko,
Aur kehna. . . . .
March ke mahine mein april fool manata hai.

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Funny Whatsapp Chutkule & Comedy Jokes

Funny April Fool Jokes in Hindi

You are one of the most “CUTE” persons in the world!!
Just a second, dont misunderstand.
“CUTE” means: Creating Useless Trouble Everywhere.

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140 Words April Fool Sms

You are 50% Handsome,
You are 50% Attractive,
You are 50% Loveable,
You are 50% Smart,
You are 50% Understandable,
In short You are 100% FALTU.

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April Fool Sms In Hindi

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye,
phir wo hotel mein phuche,
unme se ek banana kha raha tha,
ek papaya kha raha tha aur,
kuch  ye message padh rahe the.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

English Funny Comedy Jokes

English Funny Comedy Jokes

If people says you are crazy, be patiend,
if they say you are monkey, relax,
if they say you are stupid,be cool,
but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar jhoote ko.

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April Fool Sms In Hindi

Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool , mai April tu fool.

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Funny Comedy Jokes Collection

You are the one who is CHARMING,
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT,
You are the one who is CUTE,
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

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Majedar Chutkule in Hindi

Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Aapke haath me  mobile hai,
Chehre pe khubhsurat si  smile hai,
SMS/messages ki acchi khasi  File hai,
Phir bhi  SMS nahi karte,
yaar yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.

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April Fool Day SmS Messages

Apki zindagi me kabhi koi gam na ho,
Apki aankhe kabhi aansuon se nam na ho,
Apko mile roj nayi Girl Friend,
Jinki umar 60 se kam na ho.

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Sardar April Fool SMS

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.45/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Double Meaning Funny Comedy Jokes

Double Meaning Funny Comedy Jokes

You Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip,
Enter your hands in between your zip,
take out your,
book from your bag and study.

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SmS Ascii Art Collection

**,              ,**,
*,G’*,        ,*D,*
‘*,O*,*O,*
*,M*,        ,*G,*
*,O*, _*_ ,*N,*
*,R*,N*,I,*

Have a nice day.

G Ø;;Ø D
G ,;*”*;,;*”*;, G
Ø;* NITE *; Ø
Ø “,,*,,*,,*,, ” Ø
D ‘+*;;*+’ D
‘+,;,*,;,+”*’

have a nice night.

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Hindi Chutkule for Whatsapp

Ascii Messages

<
(“,) This Ant is.
<( )> looking for you
,,J L,,

>> and he
(,”) miss u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,

//
(,”)> WHY?
<( )’
,,J L,,

because your such a horny devil.

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Ascii SmS Love

ye mera dost tha,

(“.”)
“<)?(>”
_/””\_
mera

Mai ne iski

<“)?(“>Gurdn
_/””\_udha di,

SmS jo nahi krta tha. App ka bhi yahi haal karunga sms na kiya to?

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.*/_____//\\*.* .* l___O_[l_l].*.
,,| = =    |   |
Wo Ghar,
Zamin par
Sitaron ki tarah Chamkte hain.
Jin mein
Tmhare jaise Dost rehte hai.

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Hindi Funny Ascii SmS

,;*;;;*;,
*( “._.” )*
(“) (“)
,,,(“)(“),,,

I Pray
you be Safe
you be Happy
Every Mint
Every Hour
Evreyday of your life
Good morning
Have a nice day

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Non Veg Jokes and Dirty Chutkule

Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

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/______/\. ;’;’;,
l__[]__l[]|, ,)(,
Its my HOME
gift for you
chaho to Sale kar ke balance dalwa lo
Main road pe reh lunge
mgar Tumhare sms ke baiger nahi.

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Comedy Jokes and Chutkule

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sms karo jaldi nahi to
ye missile tumhare ghar pe ja giregi,
phir mujhe kuch mat kehna.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Comedy Circus Ke Chutkule

Comedy Circus Ke Chutkule

Teacher : I have told you so many times to
improve you handwriting.
you will face problems you grow up.
pappu : sir, don’t worry,
I will become a typist when I grow up.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Teacher : why are you late to class ?
Student : because of a road sign on the way,
teacher : what did the sign way ?
Student : it said, “go slow” school ahead.

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Chutkule Hindi Me and Comedy Jokes

Funny Joke On Police

Once a  constable came running back to his local police station,
constable : sir, I couldn’t  catch the criminal,
but I have kept his finger prints. Inspector : where are they ,?
Police constable : oh my cheek, sir.

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Funny Jokes Pathan Urdu

Pathan ki Flight mein tabiyat Kharab ho gayi to Air hostess ne pucha:

“Are you suffering from Fever?”
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Pathan: No, I’m Gul Khan from Karachi 2 Peshawar.

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Urdu Pathan Jokes SMS

3 Pathano ko phansi hone lagi:

Pehle ko phansi lagayi to Rassa dheela hone ki wajah se wo neche
paani main ja gira.

Dosre ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main ja gira aur bach gaya.

Jab Teesre ki bari aayi to wo jallad se bola: ” yeh Rassa

Thik karlo hum ko tairna nai aata.

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Comedy Chutkule Hasi Majak

Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:

Jab Bahir Aaya to washroom Wale ne 10 Rupee mange.

Pathan: Kyun Lote Main Pepsi thi kia?

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Comedy Chutkule in Hindi Language

Comedy Chutkule in Hindi Language

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?
Pathan: Eagle.
Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illeagle.

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Pathan Funny SMS

During The Match, Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain, Yahan to

Sab Pagal Hain, Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai

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Sad Shayari on Life and Love

Funny SmS In Urdu Pathan

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem

A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?

A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?

A: Bohat aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad kar liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?

A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?

A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?

A: Bohat aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain .

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Pakistani Pathan Funny Jokes

Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:

Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?

Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega –

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:
Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?

Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Ise SMS Kya,

“TUM BAAP BAN  GAYE HO.”

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya.

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Funny Pathan Jokes In Hindi

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,
Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar,
Kehne laga: Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye,
1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

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Interesting Facts About Diseases

Full Comedy Jokes in Hindi Sms

Pathan: Station Jaane ke Kitne Paise loge?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Comedy Chutkule for Whatsapp

Comedy Chutkule for Whatsapp

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai??

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.

Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana.

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Naughty SmS On Sardar

Son : Papa 10+10 Kine Hunde Ae?
Papa : Ghade, Kanjra , Ullu De Pathe, Nalayak, Haramkhor,
Tenu Kuch Nhi Aunda Ja Andron Calculator Le Ke Aa.

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Whatsapp Motivational Status

Wife And Husband Funny SmS Jokes

Wife to Husband: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye Bachhe Internet Se Download Kiye Hain?

Wife: Nahi ye To Sharma ji ke Pen Drive se liya hai na.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Girl to another girl: “You are beautiful”
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Other girl: “Thank you, you are beautiful too”
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And
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Boy to another boy: “You are handsome”
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Other boy: “Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?”

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Ladka Ladki Funny SmS

Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya,
.
Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne ladki se kaha,
“tum toh mujhe pasand ho”.

par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai mujhe car dene ki?
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Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya-
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Ladki : -“mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane dene ki hai”
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Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport banane ki ?

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Romantic Comedy Jokes On Wife

Romantic Comedy Jokes On Wife

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
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Santa do thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!

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Funny Jokes On Ladki Ka Baap

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.

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Funny Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Tha,

Banta: “Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti”

Santa: “Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon”.

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Romantic Shayari on Love in Hindi

Faadu Fuuny Joke On Santa

Teacher: never loose confidence, Hamesha Kaho ki “Mujhe sab Pata hai…”
Santa at home: Papa, Mujhe sab pata hai.
Papa: Beta ye 50 rupe le aur Chup Rehna, Aunty to bas Milne aati hai.
Santa: Mummy, Muje sab pata hai.
Mummy: Beta ye 100 rupee le aur Chup Rehna,
Ramukaka to Room Saaf karte hain bas.
Santa (naukar se): RamuKaka, Mujhe sab pata hai.
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Ramukaka: pagle ab rulayega kya?
Sab Janne ke baad bhi door kyo khada hai..aa Apne Baap ke Gale lag ja.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein On Santa

Sir – Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udtha hai ?
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Santa – Hathi.
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Sir – Nalayk, Tera Baap kya karta hai.
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Santa – Chota Daud ke Gang me shooter hai.
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Sir – Shabashhhh….  “Hathi”sahi jawab hai..
Santa ke Taaliya Bajao.

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Dada Dadi Funny SmS Jokes

Ek aadmi samachar patar ke office mein pahucha,
office mein baithe karmchari se pucha .

shriman ji mujhe apne dada ji ki rasam pagdo ka vigyapan chapwana h,
kitne paise lagenge ?
karmchari bola –  50 rupee inch.
Aadmi :- yeh to bahut mehanga padega. Meri dadi ji to 180 cm lambe h.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Comedian Comedy in Hindi Videos

Doctor ke pass ek shadishuda joda aaya
baatchit mein ladki ne btaya ki usse shak h wo pet se h.
doctor: kinte mahine ho gaye band hue.
ladke apne pati ki aur dekhete hue boli-
humne to ek din bhi karna band nahi kiya.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein On Police

Ek police wale ne dukandar ke pass naukar ko bhejte hue likha,
do kilo ghee de dena, yadi thik hua to cheque bhej dunga.
dukandar ne likha: pehle cheque bhej do, thik hua to ghee bhej dunga.

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Rajpal Yadav Funny SmS

Rajpal yadav se kisi ne pucha- konsi aurat sabse adhik wafadar hoti h
sunhere baal wali, kale baalo wali ya bure baalo wali ?
rajpal ka jawab tha- wo jiske baal safed ho.

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Friendship Status for Whatsapp

Funny Comedy Chutkule in Hindi

Ladki: tum mujhse shadi karoge?
ladka: par mein to bahut bekar dikhta hu.
ladki: isse koi farq nahi padta.
kyunki din bhar to tumhe office mein hi rehna hota h.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Birds attendance

Koyal – Yes sir.
Kabutar – Aaye hai sir.
Tota – Present sir.
Mor – Gud mrng sir.
Ullu – Sms padh raha hu sir.