100+ Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

main apni sarkar ka bahut shukrgujar hu,
jinki wajah se main,
tuti hui sadko par to-wheller chalati hui,
ladkio ke uchalte hue bobe dekh pata hu.

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Comedy Chutkule In Hindi

daadi ko geeta padte dekh pote ne
apni mummy se pucha

“ma daadi kon si exam ki tayari kr rahi hai,

maa:- beta ye final year ki tayari kar rahi hai.

 

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Funny Dirty Joke On Neta Ji

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sarpanch ke chunav mein ek aadmi,
ka chunav nishan bed tha,
aur vote mangte hue weh hath jod ke bola,
babhi abki baar bed pe hi dena.

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Comedy Chutkule Hindi Mein

Funny Jokes for Youth

desh ke yuwao ke liye ek sandesh,

agar tum desh badalna chahte ho to abhi badlo,
kyunki…..

agar shadi ho gayi to tum desh kya,
T.V ka channel bhi nahi badal paoge.

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Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi 140 character

suno ji, maine naye detergent se apna
naya suit dhoya aur wo chota ho gaya,

ab kya karu  ?????

pati : usi detergent se naha bhi le… fit aa jayega.

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Funny Emojis SmS In hindi on Girl And Boy

He: shopping karne ke baad kya kiya ?
She: ?????????
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: bil Liya
Girl: Tu party mai kiss ke saath gaya?
Boy: a?
Girl: kya matlab?
Boy: akela
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 Non Veg SmS for GirlfriendFunny-Height-of-EmojisFunny Height of Emojis……

dukandar ko paise dene the… diye kya?
Girl :- ?
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl:- paid. ???
Boy: mein tumhare pyar me zaher pi jaunga
Girl: ?
Boy: Matlab?
Girl: pi ja
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Hindi Jokes Non Veg SmS

KG Teacher: What comes before and after “K”?
Guddu (Instantly): “Bhosdi” and “madarchod”
Teacher: “Get out…!”
Guddu(walking out of class, murmuring):
Shayad answer “Behen” & “laude” hoga…

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Non Veg SmS Jokes For Husband And Wife

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pati ne nashe me biwi ke hole pe ungli rakh ke bola,
“ye rasta kaha jata hai”
biwi uska l**nd pakad ke boli
iss harami se puch, ye roj aata jaata hai.

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Non Veg Double Meaning SmS for Girlfriend

Humorous Jokes for Kids

ladka speedbreaker ke upar
se gaadi nikalega ya side se,
.
ye ispe depend krta hai ki piche
#dost baitha h ya #girlfriend

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Husband Wife Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Wife : baby kal main tumhare liye fast krungi,
Husband : na baby arram se karenge,
maje le leke dhire dhire feel ke sath,

Wife : hawas ke kutte mein wart ki baat kr rahi hu.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

jo log bolte hai bina DJ ki baraat,
aur bina patake ki diwali manane chaiye,
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aise logo ko bina choot ki biwi deni chaiye.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

Short Funny SmS On Milkha Singh

Short Funny SmS On Milkha Singh

unn ladko ko to “milkha singh”
bhi nahi hara sakta,
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jise theka band hone se pehle pahucna ho.

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Comedy Chutkule for Whatsapp

ek bharat ratan unn ladkio ko bhi deni chaiye,
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jo shampoo ktham ho jaane par usme pani milakar,
3 se 4 din aur chala leti hai.

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Funny Thoughts of the Day

aaj ka suvichar

agar aapki girlfriend hai to usse,
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kuch paise udhar le le,
kabhi chodkar nahi jayegi.

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2 Line Non Veg Shayari in Hindi

Very Very Funny SmS For Girlfriend

pappu : aap salim ki biwi ke janaze me nahi gaye?
santa : kis mooh se jaau,
wo tisri baar apni biwi ke janaze me bula raha hai,
aur main use ek baar bhi nahi bula saka.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

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wo kehne lagi, ” naqab me pehchan lete ho
hazaro mein hame khade khade.
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maine muskura ke kaha -“aapke hai hi itne badhe badhe.”

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Non Veg Shayari Boy and Girl in Hindi

मेने तो यु ही पूछा था कि
क्यु आई हो इस धरती पर ..
वो पगली मुस्कुरा के प्यार से
बोली आपसे मरवाने के लिए.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

Best Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

Best Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

एक लडकी बस स्टॉप पे खड़ी थी
और मोबाइल पर बाते कर रही थी।
एडमिन ने उसको देख कर कमेंट किया:
हाय काश में मोबाइल होता और तेरे गालो से लगा होता।
लडकी : हा फिर में घर जाते ही चार्जर तेरी ……. में लगा देती.

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Double Meaning Jokes and Chutkule

चिकन ऐसे पकाओ कि कच्चा ना हो;
वाह वाह!

चिकन ऐसे पकाओ कि कच्चा ना हो;
और मोहब्बत ऐसे निभाओ कि बच्चा ना हो!

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Non Veg Jokes and SmS for Girl

हमारी एक मुस्कुराहट पर वो हमसे seeeexxx कर बैठे;
वाह-वाह।
हमारी एक मुस्कुराहट पर वो हमसे seeexxx कर बैठे;
वो पैंटी पहनने ही वाली थी कि हम
फिर से मुस्कुरा बैठे ……………

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend in Hindi

जैसे फूली हुई रोटी कच्ची नहीं होती,
वैसे ही ब्रा पहनी हुई लड़की कभी बच्ची नहीं होती,
और जैसे मगर मच्छ के आंसू कभी सच्चे नहीं होते
वैसे मुंह में देने से बच्चे नहीं होते.

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Non Veg Jokes and Dirty Chutkule

Funny Jokes Non Veg in Hindi

palat kar dekh jaaneman,
jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hai,
bra me do bumb tum rakhti ho,
to chaddi mein ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai.

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Funny Jokes for Facebook Status

roye hum iss kadar,
unki baaho se lipatkar,
ki wo khud braa utar kar boli,
le dudh pee le,
aur ab chup bhi kar.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend for Whatsapp

seeex guru ne arj kiya hai,
na chodo kisi ko itna,
ki uski wo tumhari kamjori ban jaaye,
use chodo kuch iss tarah,
ki tumhara hathiyar uske liye jaruri ban jaye.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

Comedy Jokes Between Boy and Girl

Comedy Jokes Between Boy and Girl

Girlfriend – mere liye jindagi barbaad mat karo
Me – kyu
Girlfriend – inn rasto me kaanto ke alawa kuch nahi milega,
Me – pagli maine kal hi nike ke jute kharide hai.

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Funny Sms in Hindi Font

डॉक्टर : कैसे आना हुआ ?
मरीज : डॉक्टर साहब, तबीयत ठीक नहीं है,
लीवर में दर्द हो रहा है।
डॉक्टर: दारु पीते हो?

मरीज: हाँ, पर छोटा पैग ही बनाना

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Santa Banta SmS in Hindi

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santa roti ka ek tukda khud kha raha tha,
aur ek pass baithii murgi ko khila raha tha.
banta : ye kya kr raha hai.
santa : chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.

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Hindi Chutkule for Whatsapp

Johny Johny Yes Papa Poem

johny johny ………..
yes papa!private job………….
yes papa!
lot of tension
yes papa!
too much work
yes papa!
family life ……………
No papa!
BP- Sugar ………….
high papa!
yearly bonus ……….
joke papa!
monthly pay ………..
low papa!
personal life …………
lost papa!
weekly off ……………
ha ha ha!

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Pati Patni Double Meaning Jokes

lady chemist se : bhaiya do tarah ki goli dena,
ek to 2 mahine tak pregnancy na ho or
ek 2 mahine tak bilkul khada na ho

chemist ne hairani se pucha : aisa kyu

lady : bacho ki school ki chutiya hai
2 mahine ke liye maike ja rahi hu.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

patni : suno ji, kuto ko kaise pata chalta hai,

ki kutiya ka mann kar raha hai?

pati : sungh kar.

patni : to tumhe kya jukaam hai.

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Funny Jokes to Tell a Girl

Delhi ki ladki

uyi maa, marr gayi,
itna badha cockroche

hariyana ki chori

maa lath diye,
yo jhota khet mein fer badh gaya.

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Just For Jokes and Fun

admin khet me pet khali kar raha tha,
usne do baar hawa chodi…….
purrr……….
purrrrr …..

ek suhar or uska beta ye sab dekh rahe the.

beta :- ” maa, mujhe bukh lagi hai.”
suhar : ruk ja beta, ek siti or aane de.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

Political Jokes about Politicians

Political Jokes about Politicians

virodh ka alam ye hai ki agar modi ye bayan de de ki,
soch ke baad hath dhona jaruri hai.
to…..
dusri partiya virodh mein kahengi ki hum to chatenge.

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Humorous Jokes about Girl

aajkal to wo chori bhi big cinema
me film dekhn laagi,
jo kade shaktiman bhi podosiya ke
ukkadu baith ke dekha krti.

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Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

call girl : x kroge ?
santa : dear agar tum biwi ki tarah krne dogi to?

call girl : aap to bahut romantic lagte ho ?
aap apni biwi ke sath kaise karte ho.

santa : free mein.
call girl : bhaag mc.

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Humorous Jokes On Santa and Judge

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santa ko fasi ki saja sunayi gayi….
judge ne pucha : koi aakhiri khawaish?

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santa : hamari jagah tum latak jao.

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Funny Jokes On Kid and His Mom

smallest Joke Ever

Baccha : maa tv dekh lu….?

maa : dekh le,

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par chalaiye mat na to tere haada n tod dungi.

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Hindi Funny Whatsapp Jokes Status

ab ye kon afwah faila raha hai.
ki ……

naagpanchami ke din admin ko dudh pilane se,
group ke saare kasht door ho jayenge.

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Humorous Jokes About School Life

santa ne blood taste karwaya

result aaya “A Positive”

santa ko soch kar badha acharaj hua ki

saali kamyaabi to rag rag me daudti hai,
to saala school me “C” grade kyu milta hai.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

Funny SmS and Jokes On Wife

Funny SmS and Jokes On Wife

sharab bahut khatarnak chij hai dosto.

kal hi mere ek dost ne sharab ke nashe mein …
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apni hi biwi ko “i love u” bol diya.

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Funny Jokes On Raksha Bandhan

Raksha Bandhan Special

 

Makan Malik (kirayedar se) :-

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beta, pure saal to itni cousin sister

aati rahi par rakhi wale din ek bhi nahi aayi.

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Funny Jokes to Make People Laugh

Funny Chat in Boys and Girls

girl : ji aap kaha se hai?
me ….????
girl : pls bataye na.
me: pehle i love u bolo.
girl : aye bhagwan ye haryana
ke ladke pata nahi kab sudhrenge.

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Whatsapp Non Veg Jokes

ladkiya, ladko se jyada laalchi hoti hai,

…..kaise ?

dekho n ladkio ko aisa ladka chaiye jo paise wala ho,
jiske pass acchi gaadi ho,
badiya ghar ho.

aur ladke ko kya bechare bas ch00000t se kaam chala lete h.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

conductor : madam in baccho ki age kya hai,
inki ticket lagegi

lady : ye wala 2 saal ka hai.
beech wala 2.5 saal ka or wo wala 3 saal ka.
conductor : dekho madam bhale hi inki tickets ke paise na do,
kam se kam 9 mahine ka gap to batao.

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Funny Jokes On Police In Hindi

dhara ke sath to sabhi chalte hai,
lekin dhara ke viprit chalne wala hi mahan banta hai,
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yahi maine trafic police ko kaha,
lekin usne raseed kaat di.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

Santa Banta Jokes Collection in Hindi

Santa Banta Jokes Collection in Hindi

santa aur banta sharab ke nashe me dhut hokar
rail ki patrio ke bich jaa rahe the,

banta : hey bhagwan, maine itni sidiya pehle kbhi nahi chadi.

santa : are sidiya to thik hai,
main to iss baat ko lekar hairaan hu.
ki hath se pakadne ke liye dande kitne niche lage hue hai.

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Funny Jokes On Narender Modi

main koi naksha,
globe,
satelite,
nasa ko nahi manta
.
main khud ghumkar teh krunga
ki duniya gol hai

Narender Modi

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Funny SmS in Hindi Send to Your Friends

Hasne Hasane Wale Jokes In Hindi

ye raat mein motorcycle ke piche
kutte aise
teji se bhagte hai,

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jaise…..
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agle chorahe pe 2 thapad maar me gaadi chin hi lenge.

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Funny Jokes On Gift to Wife

chauhdri : yaar kal teri babhi ka janmdin se,
koi aisa gift bata jo sidha uske dil pe ja ke lage.

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dost : goli maar de…. meri saasu ki.

Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

Non Veg SmS Conversation

master : i am here in time because my father dropped me.

ka hindi anuwaad karo.

Santa : mere pitaaji ne sahi waqt bunde daali
isi karan main yaha hu.

 

masterji ne ab snyaas le liya hai.

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Comedy Whatsapp Status in Hindi

sukh chahte ho to raat me jagna nahi,
shanti chahte ho to din me sona nahi,
samaan chahate ho to vyarth bolna nahi,
pyar chahte ho to ye whatsapp group chodna nahi.

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Funny Indian Jokes That Make You Laugh

Funny Jokes for Adults In Hindi

raat hogi to condoom bhi duhayi dega,
taango ke bich sara jaha dikhayi dega,
ye kaam hai jaani, jara sambhalkar karna,
ek katra bhi gira to 9 mahine baad sunyai dega.

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Funny Joke Ever in Hindi

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aap Agar yahi Par ho to SmS bhejo,
Asmaan par ho to Barish ki fuhaar bhejo,
Swarg mein ho to Apsarao ka pyar bhejo,
jo chale gaye ho Nark mein to khus rehna sikho.

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Non Veg SmS for Girlfriend

Aajkal Ishq-Vishq To Ek Bahana Hai,
Dil Mile Na Mile Hontho Ko Milana Hai,
Ye Andaz-a-Byan Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka,
Kya Kahe Doston Ye Madhuri Dixit Ka Nahi
Sunny Leone Ka Zamana Hai!