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Assi Pyar Kare Ae Una Di Chahat Kyo Hai,
Jab Assi Nahi Chahnde Kise Naal Ishq Karna,
Dil Saada Kyu Dhadkate Ho Tussi Baar Baar,
Ishq Wich Padta Si Aashiq Nu Kayi Dafe Marna.
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Beshak Koshish Karke Wekh Lo Saade Sanam,
Dil Da Dard Nahio Dabta Dabane Se,
Ishq De Wich Ijhaar Karna Hi Padta Si,
Mohabbat Chhhupti Nahio Chhupane Se.
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Puchha Saada Haal Unna Nu Humse Dosto,
Zindagi Saadi Hor Haseen Ho Gayi,
Assi Ta Bhatkate Firte Si Tanhaiyo Wich,
Unke Aane Se Saadi Raahe Rangeen Ho Gayi.
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Yaad Rakhi Sanam Tussi Wada Apna,
Wade De Tu Kabhi Tohde Mukarna Nahi,
Tohnu Paan Di Khatir Lad Jawange Duniya Te,
Bas Tussi Is Zamane Te Kabhi Darna Nahi.
Mere Raba Tu Inna Jarur Karna,
Kado Dur Na Ho Do Chahne Wale,
Wo Likhna Ki Log Yaad Karaa, Aur,
Tute Na Jamane De Aage Do Chahne Wale.
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Jede Naam De Galiya Wich Charche The,
Aaj Assi Ne Uste Milna Pe Gaya,
Do Mulaqat Hi Hui Si Ohde Naal,
Jamane Nu Bahana Mil Gaya.
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Rab Da Shukriya Karda Si Main,
Rab Ne Hi Assi Milwaaye Si,
Ae Alag Ki Saanu Mohabbat Raas Na Aayi,
Tohnu Saada Dard-E-Dl Badhaya Si.
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Wo Tohda Nazre Jhuka Ke Chupke Se Wekhna,
Galla Wich Saanu Deewana Banana,
Ab Aa Hi Jao Baahon Me Sanam,
Sikho Kabhi To Tussi Wada Nibhana.
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Jaan To Bhi Jyada Ishq Hai Saanu Ohde Naal,
Wo Saade Dil Da Aakhiri Armaan Si,
Wo Bhi Sabkuchh Jande Si, Magar,
Na Jaane Kyon Wo Bande Anjaan Si.
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Ishq De Matlab Se Shayad Wo Bekhabar Hain,
Ishq Me To Baigano Nu Bhi Apna Bana Lende Hain,
Gam Sehna Pade To Koi Gal Nahi,
Dusro Nu Bas Khushi Hi Diya Karde Hain.
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Bas Aida To Bahut Si Mere Liye Mere Sanam,
Ki Tohde Honthe Che Naa Hamara Aaya To Hai,
Tohnu Saade Naal Mohabbat Ki Ho Ya Na Ki Ho,
Par Tohnu Dil Ko Dhadkana Sikhaya To Hai.
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Tamanna Hai Sadi Ik Aise Dost Nu Paan Di,
Jeda Haseeno Me Sabse Haseen Ho,
Shakal-O-Surat Te Sanu Iottefaq Nahi Si,
Bas Usnu Apne Dil Che Yakeen Ho.
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Zindagi Wich Saadi Agar Na Tussi Yu Aaye Honde,
To Assi Sari Zindadi Yu Kalle Hi Biatate,
Tohnu Wekh Ke Dil Saada Kabu Che Na Raha,
Warna Assi Kisi Nu Bhi Na Kabhi Apna Banande.
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Tohnu Paan Di Khaatir Humdam,
Wekhna Assi Ki Se Ki Kar Jawange,
Bas Tussi Tohde Wade Uthe Kayam Rehna,
Assi Saaare Jab To Lad Jayenge.
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Bahut Samjhaya Si Apne Nadaa Dil Ko,
Par Ae Sholo Naal Khelan Di Galti Kar Baitha,
Bahut Roka Si Menu Apne Dil Ko Magar Baaz Na Aaya,
Magar Phir Bhi Ae Nadaa Ishq Kar Baitha.
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Bade Dhokhe Khaye H Saanu Tohdi Mohabbat Me,
Haal-E-Dil Kisi Nu Ab Sunawanga Kaise,
Waada Kita Si Tohde Sang Jeene Marne Da,
Assi Ab Khud Nu Mita Pawanga Kaise.
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Ghut Ghut Ke Bahut Jiya Si Yaario,
Ab Dil Wich Koi Chahat Nahi Si,
Ye Jede Jakhm H Dil Pe Bewafayi De,
Ina Nu Dawa Dua Kise Ton Bhi Rahat Nahi Si.
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Zindagi Ne Hor Kina Sochein Assi,
Assi Te Abhi To Bekrara Hone Lage Si,
Zindagi To Sanu Dar Lagda Si Dosto,
Magar Saanu Maut Se Pyar Hone Laga Si.
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Chhod Kar Tohnu Assi Jaye Kahan,
Tumse Dur Jaye Bhi To Jaye Kahan,
Dil To Assi Pehle To Luta Chuke Si,
Ab Assi Tohde Uthe Jaan Bhi Lutaye Ki.
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Ohde Naal Ishq Karde Si Magar Kabhi Keh Nahi Paaye Si,
Kalle Bhi Unke Khyalo Bin Kabhi Reh Nahi Paaye Si,
Kinni Mohabbat Karde Hain Ae Ta Dil Hi Jaane Hai,
Zindadi Khatm Hon Nu Hai, Hum Judayi She Nahi Paaye Si.
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Tussi Saanu Te Kinni Hi Khafa Hondi Ho,
Sab Change Lagda Si Jab Pass Hondi Ho,
Baki Sari Duniya Sab Afsane Jhoothe Se Lagte Hain,
Duniya Khubsurat Lagdi Hai Jab Sath Hondi Ho.
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Har Insan Jahan Me Saanu Achha Nahi Laga,
Dar Dar Bhatkna Ishq Me Saanu Achha Nahi Laga,
Haseen Chehere Bahut The Chaman Me,
Magar Ki Kraa Saanu Koi Chehra Achha Nahi Laga.
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Assi Tohdi Ibadat Karde Si,
Assi Tere Uthe Hi Marde Si,
Assi Tohde Naal Pyar Karde Si
Bas Tohnu Kehne Se Darte Si.
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Wo Inna Haseen Tha Dosto,
Dil Nu Ab Tak Yakeen Nahi Dosto,
Ab Ode Bin Ik Ik Pal Sadiyo Sa Hai,
Ode Bin Dil Wich Koi Chahat Nahi Hai.
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Ae Ta Sach Nahi Si Mere Dost,
Ki Assi Nu Kabhi Aithe Pyar Nahi Kiya,
Ishq To Badi Shiddaton Se Kiya Menu Magar,
Ae Alag Gal Una Nu Assi Te Pyar Nahi Kiya.
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Naa Jee Pawange Tere Taa Juda Hoke,
Mar Jawanga Tere Taa Juda Hoke,
Tere Naal Jiwan Bitana Hai Menu,
Kuch Na Ban Pawanga Tere Taa Juda Hoke.
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Assi Chahnde Ni Si Fir Bhi Tohde Naal Pyar Kiya,
Assi Ne To Hamesha Hi Tohda Aitbaar Kiya,
Ki Sabut Dewa Tonu Main Apni Mohabbat Da,
Aakhiri Saans Tak Assi Ne Tohda Intezaar Kiya.
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Tuta Kanch Da Tukda Ban Gayi Hai Saadi Zindagi,
Nazar Aandi Hai Har Tukde Wich Tohdi Tasveer,
Socha Na Tha Tohde Bin Chalna Padega Mujhe,
Kitho Te Kitho Le Aayi Haaye Saadi Takdeer.
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Kithon Tohnu Kisi Di Nazar Na Lag Jawan,
Chhipakar Rakh Lewa Duniya Se Chhipa Kar Tohnu,
Bas Inni Si Chahat Hai Saadi Is Zindagi Wich,
Tohda Pyar Milda Rahe Har Janam Wich Menu.
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Aaye Hue Mushkil Se Do Pal Gujre Hain,
Inni Jaldi Hamdam Jaane Di Galla Na Karo,
Kaise Maan Lu Tohnu Mohabbat Hai Sanam,
Tussi Is Waqt Dil Dukhane Di Galla Na Karo.
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Tohda Muskurana, Ithlana, Sharmana,
Main Taan Deewana Ho Gaya Si,
Har Chehre Wich Tohnu Talashta Hu,
Khud Se Begana Sa Ho Gaya Si.
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Kithe Jawaan Is Dil Nu Behlaane,
Saada Haal Koi Bhi Jaane Na,
Sabnu Pasand Hain Hanste Gulaab,
Saade Dil Da Haal Koi Pehchane Na.
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Aawaz Naa Di Mainu Jaande Waqt,
Assi Na Kabhi Wapas Aa Pawange,
Waqt Aayega Jab Manana Tum Khushi,
Jab Assi Duniya Te Chale Jawange.
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Bade Mithe Lagte Si Mainu Tere Bol,
Tu Sare Jag Wich Menu Sabton Pyara Hai,
Main Kina Khushnaseeb Ki Tussi Mile Ho,
Ab Tohda Pyar Hi Mere Jeene Da Sahara Hai.
Sab Kuch Luta Baithe Assi Tere Ishq Wich,
Assi Zindagi Bhi Gawa Baithe Tere Ishq Wich,
Ab Saanu Zindagi De Naal Koi Mohabbat Nahi,
Sab Armaan Assi Dafna Chuke Tere Ishq Wich.
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Khawaba Wich Aaya Assi Nu Rula Gaya,
Zindagi Wich Na Aakar Saanu Tadpa Gaya,
Assi Jamane Nu Samjhande Si Kade,
Jinu Koi Ni Sunda Wo Saanu Samjha Gaya
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Laakh Minnata Karda Si Khuda Te,
Tab Jakar Tohnu Paaya Si Yaar Mere,
Tussi De Bichhad Ke Assi Na Ji Pawange,
Duriyan Na Banao Darmiyan, Yaar Mere.
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Dil Hi Na Honda To Ki Lagate Yaaro,
Bas Hans Kar Zindagi Bita Lende Yaro,
Ab To Khushi Me Bhi Aa Jande Hain Aansu,
Kede-Kede Din Ishq Me Wekhne Pade Yaro.
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Jede Din To Tohde Naal Nazar Mili Hai,
In Nazra Nu Koi Aur Nazar Ni Aanda,
Ki Jadu Hai Tohdi Nazran Wich,
Ab Koi Chehra Ina Nu Pasand Ni Aanda.
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Tohda Ghar Hai Mere Dil Wich Sanam,
Ki Karna Is Duniya Sari Da,
Assi Reh Lenge Ek Duje De Dil Wich,
Ki Karna Char-Deewari Da.
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Duniya Te Saanu Lena Ki,
Tohnu Ishq Karna Hi Kaam Mera,
Assi Kya Jane Tohde Dil Wich Ki,
Saade Dil Saadi Sanso Wich Naam Tera.
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Kismat Te Apni Sabnu Shikayat Kyu Hondi Hai,
Jo Haasil Ni Honda Usi Te Mohabbat Kyu Hondi Hai,
Dil Di Raahon Me Haseeno De Mele Si,
Jo Ni Milda Usi De Waste Chahat Kyu Hondi Hai.
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Chhupane Se Kado Ishq Chhupta Si,
Khud-B-Khud Saamne Aa Hi Janda Si,
Bach Na Saka Isse Yaha Aaye Kitne,
Jo Ishq Karda Si Bada Tadapta Si.
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Tere Taan Bichhad Ke Sanam Har Waqt,
Sochda Si Ki Jiyu To Kide Liye Jiyu Main,
Tohde Naal Dil Lagaya Gunah Kar Baithe, Magar,
Judayi Da Zehar Piyu Bhi To Kaise Piyu Main.
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Tohnu Chahnde Si Dil-O-Jaan Te Sanam,
Magar Na Jane Kyo Tohnu Aitbaar Nahi Si,
Tohde Seene Wich Dil Haan Ke Pathar Sanam,
Ina Aazmnae Baad Bhi Tohnu Pyar Nahi Si.
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Dil Wich Sabka Armaan Ho Mumkin Nahi,
Har Koi Dil Da Mehman Ho Mumkin Nahi,
Par Ek Baari Jo Dil Da Mehmaan Ban Jaye,
Ohnu Dil Ta Baahar Karna Bhi Mumkin Nahi.
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In Ankhon Wich Mehkati Khusbu Ko Main Wekhya Si,
Ina Nu Wekh Ke Ishq Ko Iljaam Na Do,
Mehsoos Kro Rooh Taan, To Ik Ehsaas Hai Ye,
Ishq Nu Ishq Rehan Do, Keda Hor Naam Na Do.
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Salamat Rakhi Una Nu Mere Rabba,
Jo Assi Te Nafrat Karde Si,
Nafrat Hi Sahi Mohabat Na Sahi,
Kuch To Hai Jo Wo Humse Karde Si.
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Abke Baras Wo Aaya Nahi Sawan Wich,
Ab To Bas Yahi Chubhta Rehnda H Mann Wich,
Taraste Dil Wich Tera Ishq Tere Khawab,
Main Fakeer Achhi, Aag Lage Aise Dhan Wich.
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Tohde Naal Rehan To Milti Hai Saanu Har Khushi,
Tu Jo Naal Hai To Saadi Hai Ye Zindagi,
Tohnu Pakar Ho Gaya Sab Kuchh Mera,
Tussi Jo Nahi To Aassi Kuchh Wi Nahi.
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Zindagi Saanu Jeen Waste Wafa Di Jarurat Hai,
Naal Kuchh Apno Di Bhi Dua Chahiye,
Oye Rab Di Kripa Se Sab Kuchh H Pass Magar,
Bas Pyar De Waste Ek Mehboob Di Jarurat Hai.
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Wo Saanu Apna Bana Le Bas Pal Bhar Ke Liye,
Jeewan Ka Wo Sapna Bana Le Pal Bhar Ke Liye,
Ohde Baad Mil Jaye Bewafyi Ishq Me,
Wo Saanu Sajna Bana Le Pal Bhar Ke Liye.
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Tussi Jedi Khushiyon Di Khwahish Karde Si,
Wo Khushiya Tohde Kadmon Wich Howe,
Raba Tonu Wo Sab Haqiqat Me De,
Jo Tussi Socha Khawaban Wich Howe.
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Koi Kehnda Hai Ishq Me Iskraar Bahut Si,
Koi Kehnda Hai Ishq Me Inkraar Bahut Si,
Tanhai Nu Bebasi Da Naam Naa Do,
Main Kehnda Hoon Ishq Mein Intezaar Bahut Si.
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Saadi Aankha Wich Khwab Bhi Tohde Si,
Dil Wich Mere Sulgate Toofan Bhi Tohde Si,
Tohde Siwa Guzra Nahi Koi Is Raste Se,
Ye Jo Kadma De Nishan Hai Ye Bhi Tohde Si.
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Chahat Deke Ki Afsaane Huye,
Khali Hoye Jede Paimane The Bhare Huye,
Kedi Baat Da Bhi Saanu Hosh Nahi,
Tohde Ishq De Wich Is Kadar Deewane Huye.