Riddles in Hindi with Answers
Ek naari ki chal hai jhuthi,
be sar kaate rahe weh ruthi,
jab kare mooh uska kala,
kaam kare sabse aala.
Kalam
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Chalne ko to chalta hu,
garmi mein sukh pahuchata hu,
pair bhi hai mere teen,
magar aage nahi badh pata hu.
Pankha
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Yeh humko deti aaram,
yeh unchi to uncha naam,
badhe-badhe logo ko dekha,
iske liye hota sangram
Chair
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Riddles in Hindi with Answers
Bina tel ke jalta hai
pair bina wo chalta hai,
ujiyare ko bikhre kar,
andhiyare ko door karta hai.
Suraj
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Nahi chaiye engine mujko,
nahi chaiye khana,
mujh par chadkar aaspas kar,
kar lo safar suhana.
Bicycle
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Char khando ka nagar bana,
char kue bin pani,
chor 18 usme baithe liye ek rani,
aaya ek daroga, sabko pit patkar kue mein dala.
Caram board
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Naya khajana ghar mein aaya,
dabbe mein sansar smaya,
naya karishma bejodi ka,
naam btao iss yogi ka.
Television
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Riddles in Hindi with Answers
Agar kahi mujhko paa jata,
badhe prem se tota khata,
bacche, budhe agar kha jate,
vyakul ho aankhe bhar laate.
Hari mirch(green chili)
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Reh-reh bajti par ghadi nai,
patli-dubli, par chadi nahi,
do mukh wale, par saapu nahi.
saanse bharti, par aap nahi.
Baasuri
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Dhan-daulat se badhi hai yeh,
sab chijo, se upar hai yeh,
jo paye ise pandit ban jaye,
bin paye ise murkh reh jaye.
Vidha (education)
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Jib nahi, par fir bhi bole,
bina paav sara jag dole,
raja, rank sabhi ko bhata,
jab aata tak kushiya lata.
Rupee
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Sir par uske dekha matka,
matke ko ghar lakar patka,
kuch ko khaya kuch ko phenka,
matke ka pani bhi gatka.
Naariyal
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Riddles in Hindi with Answers
Aankhe do ho jaye char,
mere bina coat bekar,
ghusa aankhe mein mera dhaga,
darji ke ghar mein mein bhaga.
Batan
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Pani se nikla darakht ek,
paat nahi par daal anek,
ek darakht ki thandi chaya,
niche ek baith n paya.
Fuhara (shower)
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Humne dekha ajan ek banda,
suraj ke samne rehta thanda,
dhoop mein jara nahi ghabrata,
suraj ki taraf mooh latak jata.
Surajmukhi
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Hindi Attitude Dialogues in Two Lines
Ek phool hai kale rang ka,
sir par sada suhaye,
tej dhoop mein khil khil jata,
par chaya mein murchaye.
Chata (umberela)
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Saapo se bhari ek pitari,
sab ke mooh mein do chingari,
jodo hath to nikal ghar se,
phir ghar par sir patak de.
Maachis (matchbox)
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Hath-pair sab juda-juda,
aisi surat de khuda,
jab weh murat ban than aave.
hath dhare to raag sunave.
Hukka
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Riddles in Hindi with Answers
N kaashi, n kabadham,
bin jiske ho chakka jam,
pani jaisi chij hai weh,
jhat btao uska naam.
petrol
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Kshubu hai gulab nahi,
rangeen hai lekin sharab nahi,
sugand hai koi prem part nahi,
ye jehar hai lekin gulab nahi.
Sent (Perfume)
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Funny Shayari On Marriage
Ek Ladka Apni Shadi Ki Mannat Mangne Gaya,
Raaste Mein Uski Maa Kho Gayi,
Aur Wo Bola Ya Khuda Ye Hai Teri Khudai,
Apni To Mili bhi Nahi Aur Baap Ki bhi Gawayi.
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Funny Shayari In Hindi
Jab koi itna khas ban jaaye,
Uske baare mein sochna ehsaas ban jaaye,
To mang lena khuda se use zindagi bhar ke liye,
Isse pehle ki uski maa kisi aur ki saas ban jaaye.
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Funny Shayari On Shaadi
Shaadi ke baad cigrate chod dunga,
shaadi ke baad sharab chod dunga,
subh tak nasha na utre to ye nahi kehna,
shaadi ke baad tumhe chod dunga.
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Funny Shayari On Students
Hontho pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate,
Sahil pe samundar ke khajane nahi aate,
masti karne do bacho ko college ke dino mein,
Phir laut kar ye college ke zamane nahi aate.
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Funny Shayari SmS
Har Ladki Aapke Liye Bekarar Hai,
Har Ladki Ko Aapka Intezaar Hai,
Ye aapka Koi Kamal Nahi Hai Mere Bhai,
Kuch Din Baad”Rakhi” Ka jo Tyohar Hai.
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Four Line Funny Shayari
Aapko Suraj Kahu Par Usme Aag Hai,
Aapko Chand Kahu Par Usme Daag Hai,
Aapko Geet Kahu Par Usme Raag Hai,
Aapko Bandar Kahu Par Usme Bhi to Dimag hai.
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Hindi Shayari Funny Best
College ki galyion main ajeeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo’n ka mail hota hai,
fair Notes ke jagah yaha love afair hota hai,
Isiliye to kambakt pappu har saal fail hota hai.
Attitude Status in Hindi 2 Line
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Funny Shayari
Din ko chain nahi raat ko araam nahi,
aye khuda kya yahi pyaar hai?
Khuda-nalayak…ye pyaar nahi hai,
Ye to garmi ki abhi shurwaat hai,
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Hindi Funny Shayari
Aanshu tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.
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Funny Shayari On Dard
Ladke Pagal Ho Jaate Hai Pyaar Mein,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Mein,
Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hai Bazaar Mein,
Aur ladke Pade Rehte Hai Beer Baar Mein.
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Funny Shayari SmS
Har desh-gaon ki ek sarhad hoti hai,
bache ki bhi ekloti koi zid hoti hai,
aur kitna intezaar karu tere sms ka,
kambakat Kanjusi ki bhi ek had hoti hai.
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Funny Shayari On Wife
Husband : na kajre ki dhar na motiyo ka haar,
na koi kiya shingar fir kitni sundar ho,
wife : kamine sidhe sidhe bol na make-up ke paise nahi dunga.
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Funny Shayari
Meetha Socho Smart Socho Accha Socho,
Saccha Socho Pyara Socho dil se socho,
mujhe pata hai ye tumhare liye zyada hai,
ek shortcut hai sidhe mere baare mein socho.
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Funny Jokes Shayari
Ek Boy Ne Apni Girl Friend Ko Date Par Bulaya,
Wo Late Aayi To Ye Sher Sunaya,
Falak Pe Sitaro Ko neend Aa rahi hai,
Dusri Ka Time Ho Gaya Aur tu ab aa rahi hai.
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Funny Shayari On Girlfriend
Aaj kal tum muskurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhi ab bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaun tumhe dinner pe,
par dosto se suna hai tum khati bahut ho.
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SmS Shayari Funny
Ram yug mein doodh mila,
Krishan yug mein ghee mila,
Kalyug mein mili tea,
jalsi se ab Fook maar ke pee.
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Funny Shayari For Girl
Chahta hoon tujhe jee bhar ke pyar du,
girlfriend par apni saari zindagi waar du,
Jab tera sms nahi milta mujhe,
Dil karta hai tera mobile kabadi ko bech du.
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Friend Funny SmS
Har farz Dosti ka aada kon karega,
Hum na rahe to Dosti kon karega,
aye khuda mere Dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega.
hindi translation :-
हर फ़र्ज़ दोस्ती का अदा कौन करेगा,
हम ना रहे तो दोस्ती कौन करेगा,
ऐ खुदा मेरे दोस्तो को सलामत रखना,
वरना मेरी शादी में डांस कौन करेगा.
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Funny Shayari Jokes
kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt me hamesa muskurana chahiye,
chahe kitni bhi thand padhe abki baar,
aapko hafte me ek baar to nahana hi chahiye.
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Hindi Jokes Shayari
Devdas (sharukh) Ne Paaro (Aishwarya),
Ke Ghar Ke Samne Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tumne Kya Kar?”
Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya
Ki kambakat Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”
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Funny Shayari On Girls
Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke riwazo ko zamana kya jaane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar par baitha ladki ka baap kya jane.
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Funny Hindi Shayari
Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hai,
Ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
Khoon choos leti hai ladkon ka sara,
Tabhi toh inke HonthLaal hote hai.
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Funny Shayari For Boyfriend
Aankho se aankhe mila kar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta bana kar to dekho,
kyun kehte ho log aate nahi aap ke pass,
Ek baar dettol saboon se naha kar to dekho.
hindi translation :-
आँखों से आँखे मिला कर तो देखो,
नए लोगो से रिश्ता बना कर तो देखो,
क्यों कहते हो लोग आते नहीं आप के पास,
एक बार डेटोल साबुन से नाहा कर तो देखो.
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Hindi Funny Shayari
Koi najro se ishara kar leta hai,
Koi aankho se kuch keh deta hai,
Bada hi musqil ho jata hai samajna,
Jab koi English me sawal kar deta hai.
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Funny Love Shayari
Aahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gayi,
Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gayi,
jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko,
in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gayi.
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Funny Shayari In hindi
Tumhari yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se shayari padh ke share karo warna,
Ek kaan ke neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
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Hindi Funny Shayari
Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Lekar Aana,
Na Hi Haatho Mein Chiraag Lekar Aana,
Paaysa Hoo Main Barso Se Sanam,
Botal Sharab Ki Aur Ek Glass Leke Aana.
Intezaar Shayari Hindi for Boyfriend
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Funny Dosti Shayari
Dil ne kaha dost ko message karte hai,
phir khayal aaya ki dil to pagal hai,
phir socha ki dil hai to kya hua,
dost kaun sa normal hai.
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Funny Shayari On Calender
Kya January, kya February,
Hum kya kare november ko december ko,
Jab tum logo ki Girlfriend saath nahi mere,
To aag lagao is Calendar ko.
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Friendship Funny Shayari
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the,
train ruki, khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur apne kahan,
Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba.
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Fresh Funny Shayari SmS
jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galti se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli baar lambi punch ke sath aaoge.
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Funny Hindi Shayari
Aapki Chal Mor Jaisi,
Aawaz Koyal Jaisi,
Dimag Lomdi Jaisa,
Gussa Sher Jaisa,
Aankhein Hiran Jaisi,
But Kitna Achha Hota Agar
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2-4 Qualities Insano Wali Hoti.
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Hindi Funny Shayari Sms
Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ki tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat si hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum hi batao,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.
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Love You April Fool Shayari
In ladkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai,
In ke peeche itna bhagna fizool hai,
Jis din kisi ladki ne keh diya I LOVE YOU,
To samajh jana uss din APRIL FOOL hai.
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Funny Shayari On Circus
Abey khajur, Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abey sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue aam,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna, Feel hota hai.
Happy Wedding Anniversary Wishes
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Faltu Funny Shayari
Seene me dil, Dil me dard,
Dard me yakin,Yakin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab, Khwab me tasvir,
Tasvir me sirf ap
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
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April Fool Shayari
In hasino se Rasme Wafa
Aur Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai,
Jis din ye ikraar kare mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai.
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Funny Shayari SmS
Rangeen Ho tum rango Se Bhi Zyada,
Khubsoorat ho Tum Khoobsoorti Se Bhi zyada,
Agar Aisa sochte Ho to,
Bewkoof Ho Tum pagal khane walo Se bhi Zyada.
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Funny April Fool Jokes
Iss kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya,
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ullu banate hai,
lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jate hai.
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Ramdev Funny SmS
Legs utha ke karo,
Tange phaila ke karo,
Ghuma phira ke karo,
Aage peeche dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga,
hum maja aa raha hai karke.
“Ramdev” baba jee ka yoga.
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April Fool Joke
God made a daylight and is called Sun,
God made a entertainment and is called Fun,
God made a nightlight and is called Moon,
God made a You and is called Disney Cartoon.
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Funny Shayari SmS
Rehne Ki Yaha Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti,
Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti,
Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost,
Yahan Bina Maa Behan Ke Baat Nahi Hoti.
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Funny Shayari On Love
Mohabbat Dilo Ko Awara Bana Deti Hai,
Gardish Mein rehne walo ko sitara bana deti hai,
mohabbat apni hadd mein rahe to thik,
warna kisi ko “Mummy” kisi Ko “papa” Bana deti Hai.
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Funny Shayari On Dulhan
Sharab peene walo pehle bottle hilakar dekhlo,
pyar karne se pehle aankhe milakar dekh lo,
ho jaye jab shadi to phir n pachtana,
dulhan banne se pehle ek raat rakhkar dekh lo.
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Santa Banta SmS
Wife :- agar mein kho gayi to tum kya karoge?,
Santa :- Nirmal baba ke pas jaunga.
Wife :- kitne ache ho, kya kahoge?
Santa :- kahunga, baba kirpa aani shuru ho gayi.
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Funny Shayari In Hindi
Neend aati hai to khawab aate hai,
Khawab me 1 ladki aati hai,
Ladki ke peeche uska baap aata hai,
phir na neend aati hai na khawab aata hai.
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Funny Ladka Ladki Shayari
Ladki :- Mujhekyu Dekh Rhe Ho Tumhari Koi Behen Nhi Hai Kya?
Ladka :- Hai esliye To tumhe Dekh Raha Hu,
Ladki :- Matlab?
Ladka :- Meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.
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Funny Shayari Ladki
Faqeer :- bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do?
Ghar se Ladki boli :- Kuch ni Hai maaf Kro,
Faqeer :- Apna mobile number hi dedo,
baba dua bhi karega or meesage bhi.
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Funny SmS To Husband
Har kamyabi pe apka naam ho,
Har kadam par duniya ka salam ho,
Thand ka samna himmat se karna,
Hum nahi chahte ki apko jukaam ho.
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Old Is Gold Funny SmS
1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita tha,
Dost aaya Pepsi Pee li aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas kyu Hai,
Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai.
Subah Girl Fried Se Jhagda Ho gaya,
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi,
Office Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya,
Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me Zehar Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pee gaya.
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Funny Shayari Text
“KHUSHI” – jab Biwi pregnant ho,
“DARR “- Jab Girl friend Pregnant ho,
“KHAUF” – Jab dono Pregnant ho,
“HADSA” – Pata chale ki dono ke Baap Tum nhi ho.
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Funny Shayari SmS 140 Words
Lecturer :- shadi kya hai.
Student :- kunwaro ke liye “Alpenlibe”- jee lalchaye raha na jaye,
Aur shadishuda ke liye “chloromint”- dubara mat puchna.
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Funny Shayari About Friends
Main to yuhi pani ko ghur raha tha aye dosto,
main to yuhi pani ko ghur rha tha aye dosto,
itne me ek machli nikal ke aai or boli,
kamine tere ghar me maa bahen nhi hai.
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Funny Shayari And Jokes
Aap mujhe itna pasand ho jaise Ullu ko Raat,
Dentist ko daant Gadahe ko Laat Garib ko Gaddi,
Kutte ko Haddi aur Nange ko chaddi,
Haso mat Pasand ho bas bola na.
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Hindi Shayari Funny
Nikal lao rajai aur nikal lao takiya,
Sarso ke saag ke sath khao makke ki rotiya,
Sardi ab aa gai ab nahana kardo band,
Meri taraf se apko “HAPPY THAND”
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Funny Shayari On Ladki
Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai,
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai,
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.
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Funny Jokes Hindi Shayari
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum.
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Hindi Funny Shayari On Pyar
Pyar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Bajaj CFL Layenge Hum.
