45+ [Latest] Hilarious Jokes of the Day

Most Hilarious Jokes

Ek Aurat Talak Lene Ke Silsile Mein Wakil Ke Pass Gayi
Aur Pati Ke Hatyacharo Ko Btaya.
Wakil: (Pyar Se) Aisa Neech Aadmi To Janwaro Se Bhi Bura H.
Patni Gusse Me: Mein Aapse Talaq Lene Aayi Hui,
Apne Pati Ki Burai Sunne Nahi.

Pati-Patni Ke Koi Bacha Nahi Tha,
We Anathhalye Se Baccha Goad Lene Gaye.
Unhone Ek Ladka Pasand Kar Liya.
Achanak Pati Bola, ‘Nahi Ladka Nahi Ladki Gaod Lo
Yaad H Hume Park Mein Ek Chunri Mili Thi Weh Kaam Aayegi.
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55+ Latest Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi

Pati Aur Patni Mein Ladai Ho Gayi.
Pati Naraj Hokar Bola,
Mein Kehta Hu Ki Tum Apne Sabd 2 Min Mein Wapas Le Lo.
Warna Accha Nahi Hoga.
Aur Yadi Mein 2 Min Mein Wapas Na Lu To.
Patni Aankh Dikhate Hue Boli
Pati: Accha Btao Kitna Samay Chaiye Tumhe.

Agar Patni Chodkar Chali Gayi H To
Jao Sharab Peekar Gam Kam Karne Ki Koshish Karo.
Lekin Yeh Mumkin Nahi.
Kyu?
Sharab Kharidne Ke Paise Nahi H.
Nahi Gam Nahi H

Hilarious Jokes for Husband and Wife

Pati: Aaj Humari Shaddi Ko Dus Saal Ho Chuke H,
Ku N Aaj Murga Banakar Apni Shadi Ki Saalgirah Bnaye.
Patni: Lekin Jo Galti Humne Aaj Se Dus Saal Pehle Ki Thi,
Uski Saja Murge Ko Kyu Di Jaye.

Pati: Dekho Makan Mailk Kiraye Ke Liye Bahar Khada H
Keh Do Ki Mein Ghar Par Nahi Hu.
Patni Boli: Par Aap To Juth Nahi Bolte.
‘Pati:esliye To Tumhe Bhej Raha Hu’

40+ Short Funny Jokes for Students

Pati : Tum Kyu Mujhe Badnaam Karne Par Tuli Ho
Patni: Kyu Kya Hua?
Pati: Weh Angrej Tumhe Choom Raha Tha Aur Tumne Use Roka Bhi Nahi
Patni: Par Mein Use Kaise Rokti? Mujhe English Nahi Aati

Patni Pati Ko Roj Tang Karti Thi Ki
Use Mehange Ghar Mein Jana H
Ek Din Patidev Aakar Bole, ‘Pirya Kush Ho Jao’,
Hume Ab Dusra Ghar Dhundne Ki Jarurat Nahi H
Makan Malik Ne Isi Ka Kiraya Badha Diya H’
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Best Clean Jokes In Hindi

Pati: Subh Dair Se Uthkar: Sunita!
Kal Saare Club Mein Sharab Pine Ki Partiyogita Hui Thi.
Patni: Weh To Mujhe Raat Se Dikh Raha H
Dusre Number Par Kaun Aaya.

75+ Romantic Shayari on Love in Hindi

Hone Wali Patni: Yadi Tumhe Mujhse Shadi Karni H To
Tumhe Cigeratte Peena Aur Club Jana Chodna Padega.
Pati: Accha, Ye To Hui Meri Baat.
Ab Tum Apni Aur Se Bolo Kya Chodogi.
Patni: Ek Chij H Weh Chod Dungi
Pati: Weh Kya H?
Patni: Tumse Shadi Karne Ka Irada

Hilarious Jokes Text Messages

Patni: Daal Mein Namak Jyada To Nahi H Na?
Pati: Nahi, Namak To Thik H, Par Namak Ke Hisab Se Daal Kam H.
Thodi Daal Aur Hoti To Thik Hota

Pati: Tumne Makan Malik Ko Mana Nahi Kiya Ki
Mein Ghar Par Nahi Hu.
Patni Kiya Tha, Par Weh Manta Hi Nahi.
Pati: Khair, Ab To Mujhe Hi Jakar Kehna Padega,
Tab Weh Vishwas Karega.

Top 50 Funniest Jokes Ever of All Time

Pati Apne Saale Se Chidte The. Ek Din Patni Bigadkar Boli,
‘Agar Tumne Mere Bhai Ko Kuch Bhi Kaha To 100 Rupee Jurmana Hoga’.
Iske Baad Pati Ne Ek Saal Tak Saale Ke Bare Mein Kuch Nahi Kaha,
To Biwi Parsan Hokar Boli, Ab Tum Raste Pea Aye Ho. Accha Hua Uss
Pati Garja,’Kon Gadha Kehta H Ki Mein Paise Ekatte Kar Raha Hu
Hilarious Jokes of the Day

Pati: ‘Kya Tumne Aaj Mera Coat Nahi Jadha ?’
Patni: ‘Jadha To H Kyu Kya Hua’
Pati: ‘Kyunki Isme Eke K Ruppe Ka Sikka Abhi Bhi Padha H.

Clean Hilarious Jokes of the Day

Patni: Tumhara Dost Jis Ladki Se Shaddi Kar Raha H,
Weh Acchi Ladki Nahi Tum Use Mana Kyu Nahi Karte.
Pati: Mein Kyu Mana Karu.
Usne Mujhe Mana Karat Ha.

Propose Karne Ka Naya Tareeka Use Karte Hue,
Ek Aadmi Ne Jo Kahi Dino Se Ek Ladki Se Kuch,
Kehna Chahta Tha Wo Iss Andaaz Mein Kaha.
Kya Tum Apni Chita Mein Aag Lagwane
Ka Kaam Mujhe Dena Chahogi.

45+ Non Veg Jokes and Dirty Chutkule of the Day

Ek Baar Ek Premi Apni Premika Ki Kandhe,
Par Sir Rakh Kar Roo Raha Tha.
Iss Roj Roj Ke Rone Se Tang Aakar Premika Boli
Kisi Aur Kandhe Par Sir Rakhkar Roo Lo
Meri To Phat Gayi Or Kandhe Bhi Dhukne Lage Hai.

Ek Baar Ek Sarkari Daftar Mein Kuch Gunde Ghus Gaye.
Aur Waha Ke Sare Aadmio Ko Peet Kar Bandh Diya
Aur Sab Ladkio Ko Order Diya Ke We Kapde Utar Ke Let Jaye.
Dari Hui Sabhi Ladkio Ne Yahi Kiya.
Dakuo Ke Mukhiya Ne Unn Par Najar Daali
Aur Bola Ulti Hokar Leto Y Picnic (Shadi) Nahi Daka (Rape) Hai.

Most Hilarious Yet Clean Jokes

Surender Ek Truck Driver Tha.
Uske Ghar Se Chithi Aayi Jisme Ye Khabar Thi.
Uski Biwi Ko Baccha Hone Wala Hai.
Sureneder Ne Sabko Mithayi Baati Aur Gale Lagaya.
Itne Mein Kisi Ne Pucha To Gar Kab Jaa Rahe Ho Surender Bhai.
Surrender : Kal Hi Jaa Raha Hu Bhai Kahi
Saalo Se Ghar Nahi Gaya Hu.

Ladko Ko Iss Baat Ke Liye Bahut Galat Kaha Jata Hai,
Weh Jab Bhi Kisi Kunwari Ladki Ko Dekhte Hai,
To Unhe Dutkara Jata Hai. Ab Ye Btao Ki,
Log Diating Karega To Kya Menu Bhi Nahi Dekhega.

40+ Short Funny Jokes for Students

Santa Jab Bhimari Ki Halat Mein Goli Khane Ko Raazi N Hua,
To Doctor Ne Goli Ko Laddu Mein Daal Ke Use Khane Ko Dedi.
Aur Laddu Khane Par Puccha Santa Laddu Kha Liya.
Santa: Ha Doctor Sahab Or Gutli Bhi Phek Di.

Ek Baar 2 Chitiya Baith Kar Baate Kar Rahi Thi,
Tabhi Bagal Se Hathi Gujra To Ek Chiti,
Hathi Ko Rukte Hue Boli : Aye Hathi Mujse Kusthi Ladoge.
Baaki Chitiya Are Rehne Do Yaar Akela Hai Pure
Jungle Mein Badnami Ho Jayegi Hamari.

Hilarious Jokes of the Day

Ek Parti Mein Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Se Bola,
Agar Aap Kahe To Mein Aapko Aapke Ghar Chod Du,
Mujhe Experience Ladkio Ko Ghar Chodne Mein Badha Maja Aata Hai.
Ladki Kuch Socthe Hue- Lekin Mein Experienced Nahi Hu.
Ladka: Abhi Aap Ghar Bhi Kaha Pahuchi Hai.

Ek Baar Ek Bujurg Insaan Apni Saali Sahiba Par Rob Jhadte Hue,
Bata Rahe The Ki Mere Bete Yudh Mein Mara Gaya Tha
Or Abhi Uska Beta Bhi Yudh Karne Gaya Hua Hai,
Or Maine Bhi Bahut Saare Yuddh Kiye Hue Hai.
Saali Sahiba Maje Lene Ke Andaaz Mein.
Iska Matlab Aapke Khandhan Mein Kisi Ne,
Shanti Se Rehna Sikha Hi Nahi Hai Kya.

55+ Comedy Jokes in Hindi Language

Ek Baar Santa Gaon Se Sehar Mein Gaya Aur Waha Hotel Mein,
Room Lekar Rehne Laga. Ek Roj Usne Waiter Ko Bhulaya Or
Pucha Ki Yaha Naste, Lunch, Dinner Ka Kya Time Hai.
Waiter: 7 Se 9 Baje Tak Nastha Or Lunch 12 Se 2 Or Dinner 8 Se 10 .
Santa : Agar Itna Waqt Mein Isme Lagaunga To Sehar Kis Time Ghumunga.
Hilarious Jokes of the Day

Pati Ko Office Aate Hue Dair Hui To Patni Ne Pass Jakar Dekha,
To Uske Badan Se Sent Ki Kusbu Aa Rahi Thi To Chidkar,
Boli Kiske Sath Kar Ke Aaye Ho.
Pati : Car Ke Sath To Tumhari Shirt Par Ye Baal,
Kaise Aaya Or Color Par Lipstick A Mark Bhi.
Pati : Wo Ise To Maine Car Ki Sheet Saaf Ki Thi.

Surender Apne Dost Se “3 Saal Pehle Ghumne Gaya,
Tha To Meri Biwi, Garbwati Ho Gayi Thi,
1 Saal Pene Japan Gaya To Phir Wo Garbwato Ho Gayi.
Bahut Ho Chukka Abki Baar Jaha Bhi Jaunga Use Sath Lekar Hi Jaunga.

40+ Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Tum Bahut Dino Se Apne Ghar Mein Kiye Hue Kharche,
Ka Hisab Kar Rahe Ho. Ab Kuch Bacha Bhi Paye Ho Ya Nahi,
Jarur Yaar Sham Ko Dinbhar Ke Kharch Ka Hisab Milane Mein
Itna Smaya Beeta Jata Hai Ki Cinema Ya Bahar
Ghumne Ka Time Hi Nikal Jata Hai.
Hilarious Jokes of the Day

Ek Jawan Padri Ne Charch Ki Naukri Se Istefa De Diya,
Aur Normal Life Jeene Laga. Use Iska Karan Pucha Gaya To Bola,
Mein Ye Sab Nahi Jhel Sakta. Padri Banne Ke Liye Sex Life Se,
Kinara Karna Pada Aur Phir Charch Ke Confessional Mein Baith,
Kar Paryaschit Karne Aaye Logo Ki Sex Life Ke,
Problems Ko Detail Mein Sunana Padta Tha.

45 Best Hilarious Jokes

Ek Baar Surender Apne Dost Ko Bata Rahe The Ki,
Kal Raat Meri Patni Neend Mein Jor Jor Se Hath Paav Patak Rahi Thi,
Aur Keh Rahi Thi- Nahi Rakesh Nahi Please Chod Do,
Mujhe Ye Sunkar Badha Gusssa Aaya.
Issme Gusse Ki Kya Baat H Sureneder Ji
Wo To Aakhir Na Hi To Keh Rahi Thi.

Court Mein Naya Case Gaya Uss Aadmi Par Apni Patni,
Ko Peetne Ka Aarop Tha. Judge: Aise Aadmi Ke Liye Mere Mann Mein,
Koi Hamdardi Nahi Hai. Jo Apni Patni Ko Peet Tha Hai.
Kuch Der Baad Court Mein Piche Baitha Ek Aadmi Bola,
Aise Aadmi Ko Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Bhi,
Nahi H Jo Apni Patni Ko Peet Sakta Ho.
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Hilarious Best Jokes Ever

Ek Baar Ek Chalak Fauji Kapde Ki Dukan Khol Leta Hai,
Jab Garahak Aaya To Use Bola Ye Suti Kapda Hai Bahut,
Accha Jab Garahak Ne Dekha To Bola Par Iske Ander,
Lagi Hui Sticker Pe To Uni Likhi Hua Hai.
Fauji : Chaturayi Ke Sath Wo To Kido Ke Liye Likh Rakha Hai.
Hilarious Jokes of the Day

Jorge Washington Ka Example Dete Hue Teacher School Mein Bola,
Jab Jorge Washington Ke Apne Pitaji Ka Cheri Ka Pedh Kata Tha,
To Unse Bilkul Sach Bata Diya Tha. Aur Unhone Bhi Apne Bete
Ko Saja Nahi Di. Btao Bacho Unhone Saja Kyu Nahi Di.
Pappu : Kyu Wo Jante Hai Jorge Washington Ne Abhi,
Kulhadi Niche Nahi Rakhi Hai.

Funny Joke of the Day

Koi Neta Bashan De Rahi Thi,
Meri Ek Taang Delhi Mein Aur Dusri Punjab Mein Rehti H,
Ye Sunkar Banta Bola-
Phir To Haryana Walo Ki Mauj H.

What Is The Difference Between Patiala Salwar And Patiala Peg?
Patiala Peg Chadta Bahut Jaldi H Aur Patiala Salwar Utarti Bahut Jaldi H.

Badal Gaya H Zamana,
Nahi Nahaye To Kya H Sharmana,
Ab To Aapke Pass H Readymade Bahana,
Do Bucket Pani H Ab Rojana Bachana.

60+ Non Veg Double Meaning SmS for Girlfriend

Ek Aadmi Itna Kanjus
Ittna Kanjus
Iitnna Kanjus
Itna Kanjus
Itnna Kanjus
Ki Apne Honeymoon Par Bhi Akela Gaya.

Kanjusi Ka Jab Oscar Diya Jayega,
To Aapka Naam Sabse Pehle Aayega,
Galti Se Bhi Kisi Ko Ek Sms Mat Kar Dena,
Warna Oscar Koi Aur Le Jayega.
Hilarious Jokes of the Day

Santa And His Wife Waiting For Train,
Itne Mein Punjab Mail Aayi Santa Bag Kar Train Mein Chad Gaya,
Or Wife Ko Bola Jab Punjab Female Aaye To Tub Hi Aa Jana.

40+ Funny Joke of the Day for Adults

EXAMINER: Ye Kaun Si Bird H Iski Tang Dekhkar Btao ??????,
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata,
EXAMINER: You Are Failed.. Whats Your Name ?????,
STUDENT: Le Sale Le Meri Taang Dekhkar Bata Mera Naam..
Hilarious Jokes of the Day

Aaj Bhartiya Phone Diwas H Aaj Ke Din Apne Mobile Ki Puja Kare,

Puja Ki Awadi Kuch Iss Parkar H.

1. Mobile Ko Switch Off Kar De.
2. Battery Or Sim Nikale.
3. Mobile Ko Kunkune Pani Mein Rakhe.
4. Ab Pile Kapde Se Use Shukaye,
5. Key-Pad Par Sindhur Daalkar Chandan Ragde.
6. Battery Ko Dudh, Sehad, Or Ghee Mein Bhigoye,
7. Sim Ko Rin Mein Dhoye,
8. Sabhi Saman Ko Mobile Me Dale Or Bole

RAM NAAM SATYA H

Hilarious Jokes for Kids

A Boy And Girl Of LKG Class Asked Teacher
Kya Chote Bacho Ke Bache Ho Sakte H?
Teacher: No Never.
Boy: Bus Dekha, Tu Aise Hi Dar Rahi Thi.
Hilarious Jokes of the Day

Teacher : Banjar Kise Kehte H
Student : Jaha Kuch N Ugg Sake,
Student : Mishal Ke Taur Par Koi Banjar Jangah Btao,
Shagird : Jaise Mere Pitaji Ka Ganja Sir.

40+ Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa : Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100 Rs Dega Mein Tumhe 50 Rupee Dunga,
Kuch Der Baad Usko 50 Rs Pade Hue Mile,
Santa : Kya Bhagwan Itna Bhi Bharosa Nahi Apne Pehle Hi Kaat Liye.

Beta : Papa Condom Kya Hota H,
Papa : Chal Bhag Muje Nahi Pata,
Beta : Tabhi To Hum 7 Bhai Behan H.