45+ Funny Whatsapp Chutkule & Comedy Jokes in Hindi

Whatsapp Chutkule Message in Hindi

Patni : tumhe pata hai ladke or ladki ko alag alag bhimari hoti hai.

Pati : kaise ? maine to ye kahi bhi nahi suna ya na hi dekha.

Patni : tum to pagal ho “ kya tumne dekha nahi ki lady
nurse sirf lady ka hi checkup karti hai gents ka nahi.

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Very Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ek shoping mein new couple ghumne gaye . ladka shirt dekhne lag gaya tabhi ladki aage chali gayi or wo dono store mein hi gum ho gaye, tabhi ladke ne salesman se pucha sir aapne meri girlfriend ko dekha.

Salesman- nahi maine use to nahi dekha lekin agar aap humare shoping mall mein kisi bhi acche mall se haskar baate karoge to aapki girlfriend daudi hui chali aayegi. Whatsapp Chutkule

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Funny Joke in Hindi for Whatsapp

Very Funny Jokes Chutkule in Hindi

Court mein ek salesman ke talak ke mukadme ki sunwayi thi.
Magistrate ne usse sawal kiya- aapkp pehli baar kaise laga
ki aapki biwi bewafayi kar rahi h.
salesman: mein naukri karta hu hafte mein 5 din ghar se bahar rehta hu.
Or abki baar mein 6 din bahar tha biwi ke liye buri tarah taras gaya tha.
Jab meinghar aaya to maine puri raat biwi ke sath s…x kiya .
mere bad ke spring thode khrabh hai or char-char ki awaaj karte h.
uss din bhi meri padosan deewar se mooh laga ke boli.
anjali chuthi wale din to ye awaaje band kar liya kar.
Whatsapp Chutkule

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Funny Chutkule in Hindi 140 Character

Netaji bhasan dete hue : football ke parti lagan aur utshah dekhkar,
mujhe badhi parsanta hui,
par maidan mein se aise khiladiyo ko bahar nikalna chaiye,
jo baar baar sithi bajate h.  or match rook jata h. refri waha se kisak gaya.

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Chutkule In hindi

Ek doctor jab bhi kisi ghar mein jata,
to log uske samne apni kisi na kis bimari ka jikar ched dete,
aur ilaaj ke bare mein uski salah pucthe,.
Usne tang hokar ek tarkib nikal li.
Ab koi bhi usse tabiyat ki kehta to wo kehte hai,
aap kamre mein jakar apde nikal lo mein abhi aata hu.

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New Whatsapp Chutkule in Hindi

Jab rogi ke ghar walo ko doctor ne btaya,
ki ye ab jyada dair ke mehman nahi h to.
uske pass gaye or bole ye dawai to pee lo.
mareej: nahi ab inse kuch nahi hoga. Inhe peekar kya karunga.
nahi ye to pls pee lo warna ye sari kharab chali jayegi.

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Comedy Jokes in Hindi in 140 Words

Ek ladka ladki hotel mein le gaya.
Hotel se nikalte hue bill dekha to uski fatt gayi.
usne kisi tarah bill chukka diya.
Lekin hotel mein ek board par managar ka dhyan dilate hue kaha.
Yaha “aapka kuch reh to nahi gaya” ki jagah
likhwa do ”aapke pass kuc bacha to nahi”.
Whatsapp Chutkule

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Funny Jokes to Make People Laugh

Santo Banto Whatsapp Chutkule In Hindi

Banto : Aaj kal mere pati ka apni assitant se joro ka ishq chal raha h.
lady Police : tumhe kaise malum?
Banto : raat ko jab maine unke gale mein baahe daalkar,
ek saari ki farmaish ki to weh neend mein hi bole,
pehle ye letter type karke lao jo maine btaya hai, phir le lena.

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Comedy Jokes in Hindi Language

Santa: apne jo anghuti meri mangni ke liye bnayai thi use wapis le lijiye.

sunaar : kyu, kya aapke sasural walo ko anghuti pasand nahi aayi kya.

santa: ji anghuti to pasand aayi, magar mein pasand nahi aaya.

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Funny Whatsapp Chutkale In Hindi

Ek baar  kuch ladkiya raah chalte haste hue ladko ko,
dekhkar sochne lagi ki ye ladke kya baate karte honge,
Tabhi ek ladki ne kaha- wahi jo ladkiya karti hai,
Tabhi ek ladki ne hath mooh par rakh kar kaha,
ha, ladke itni gandi-gandi baate karte honge.

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Whatsapp Chutkule Hindi Me on Santa Banta

Santa: tumhe kaise pata laga ki tum mujhse
prem karne lage ho?
banto: jab mere samne tumhe koi bhi,
pagal kehta tha to mujhe gussa aata tha.
Whatsapp Chutkule

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Chutkule Whatsapp for Hindi

lakha singh : rone se dil ka bhoj halka ho jata h.
ye kis mahapurush ne kaha h?
Ram singh – yaar, uska naam to nahi pata,
par jarur kisi shadidhuda ne kaha hoga.

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Latest Whatsapp Jokes in Hindi

Funny Chutkule for Whatsapp

Ek kavi program mein bhid dekh ek kavi ne,
host se kaha- iss sehar mein kavita premio ki ginti bahut kam h.
Host: ji ye sab bhi public nahi hai.  bhid mein bahut saare kavi bhi h,
jinko munch par baithe ki jagah nahi mili, esliye niche ja baithe.

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Whatsapp Very Funny Chutkule

Ek ameer moti kaali ladki ek beautician ke paas yeh puchne gayi,
ki usse kiss color ke kapde pehanne chaiye.
Jisse weh attractive lage.
Beautician : dekhiye madam, bhagwan ne gaane walli chidiya bnayi,
to use kahi rang diye.
Titli ko rang-biranga banaya par hathini ko ek hi rang diya hai.

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Whatsapp Par Chutkule In Hindi

Bacche ke khilone ki dukan par ek mahila ne,
kabhi kharidi hui ek bache ki gaadi ki aakhiri kisat aada ki,
managar:  raseed dete hue bacha to thik h na.
ha bikul maje mein h aur kushi ki baat yeh h ki kal uski shadi h.
Whatsapp Chutkule

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Comedy Jokes in Hindi for Whatsapp

dost dost se: kya tumhare pita ji bahut ameer hai,
jo tumhe roj naye naye kapde dete hai.
pehan kar ghumne ke liye.
dost: nahi yaar, darasal mere pitaji dhobi hai.

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Funny Whatsapp Chutkale Hi Chutkale

Malkin: aaya ke liye tumhari height kam hai,
aaya: malkin isi ka to faida hai aapko.
Agar bacha kabhi mere hath se gir gaya to
chot lagne ki aashanka bahut kam hogi.

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Comedy Jokes in Hindi for Santa Banta

Santa: kyu bhai aajkal pados ki murgiya tumhare ghar mein nahi aati.
Pehle to roj naak mein dum kiye karti thi.
Banta ne haste hue btaya- bhai maine jara himmat se kaam liya.
Ek din bazar se dus ande laya aur raat ko maine
unhe ek jhadi mein chupakar rakh diye .
dusre din savere jaan bujhkar maine weh ande apne padosi ke samne,
hi jhadi mein nikale aur apne ghar ke bhitar le gaya.
Bas usi din se apni murgiyo ko humare bagiche ki aur nahi aane deta.
Whatsapp Chutkule

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Whatsapp Funny Chutkule Hindi

road ke kinare baitha ek andha bhik maang raha tha,
Ek aadmi udhar se gujra to andhe ne awaaj di,
oh top wale baabu.
jara idhar bhi dekho. Ise andhe ko bhi kuch dete jao.

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Most Comedy Jokes Ever in Hindi

Ek nishanebaaj ek teer se do shikar karne ka aadi tha,
Jab uske shadi ki baat chali to wo dosto se bola,
kyu na ek teer se do shikar kiye jaye.
Kisi ameer ki iklauti ladki se shadi ki jaye.
Taaki aaurat ke sath-sath jamin-jayedaad bhi mile.
shadi ek baad dosto ne pucha : kaho, yaar ek teer se do shikar hue ya nahi.?
nishane baaj : iss baar to 2 shikar ho gaye.
dulhan sunder h, dhani baap ki eklauti beti h aur garbwati bhi h .

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New Latest Comedy Jokes in Hindi

Ek aadmi ke pados mein ek poultry farm chalta tha,
Wo waha se roj ande chura leta tha.
unhe todkar omlet banakar kha jata tha.
Aur ando ke chilke ko fevicol se chipka kar wapis rah aata tha.
Poultry farm ka  malik jab apne istemal ke liye ande todta to khali pata.
2 din aisa hone ke baad weh murgo ke bich bandook leke bhaga
aur garajkar bola: saalo! Jaldi bolo condom kon use kar raha h.

Hindi Translation:- Whatsapp Chutkule

एक आदमी के पड़ोस में एक पोल्ट्री फार्म चलता था,
वो वहाँ से रोज अंडे चुरा लेता था.
उन्हे तोड़कर ओमलेट बनाकर खा जाता था.
और अण्डों के छिलके को फेविकोल से चिपका कर वापिस रख़ आता था.
पोल्ट्री फार्म का मलिक जब अपने इस्तेमाल के लिए अंडे तोड़ता तो खाली पाता.
2 दिन ऐसा होने के बाद वह मुर्गो के बीच बंदूक लेके भागा
और गरजकर बोला: सालो! जल्दी बोलो कॉंडम कौन इस्तेमाल कर रहा है

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Hindi Funny Whatsapp Chutkule And Jokes

Ek shadi sudha dost ne apne kunware dost se kaha,
biwi ko kush rakhne ke sirf 2 hi tarike h.
dost ne pucha: kaun se.
shadi shuda: ya to biwi ke liye jewellery kharidte raho.
Ya use samjhate raho ki sundarta gehno ki mohtaj nahi.

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Miss U SmS in Hindi for Girlfriend

Santa Banta SmS Jokes In Hindi

Santa: kya tumhare dost ko cocktail party mein maja aaya?
banta:  Use to barbar shikayat rahi.
santa: shikayat? kis baat ki
Banta: niche chat hone ki.
santa: niche chat, kaise chat? Mein kuch samjha nahi.
Banta : are bhai, wo to shuru se lekar aakhir tak mej ke niche ghusa hua
ye shikyat karta raha ki kamre ki chat bahut niche h.
Whatsapp Chutkule

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Hindi Comedy Jokes in Hindi Language

Ek nayi dulhan ne apni saheli se kaha,
mein apne pati ke liye dang ka nasta nahi bana pati,
we mujhse bahut naraj ho jate rehte h. aakir kya karu.
saheli ne kaha- tum chinta n karo mein tumhara nasta bana diya karungi.
nahi! Dulhan ne aah bharte hue kaha- tum kaha tak meri madad karogi behan,
Wo to ye bhi kehte h ki tumhe dang se pyar karna bhi nahi aata.

hindi translation :- Whatsapp Chutkule

एक नयी दुल्हन ने अपनी सहेली से कहा,
में अपने पति के लिए ढ़ंग का नाश्ता नही बना पाती,
वे मुझसे बहुत नाराज़ हो जाते रहते हैं. आख़िर क्या करू.
सहेली ने कहा- तुम चिंता न करो में तुम्हारा नाश्ता बना दिया करूँगी.
नही! दुल्हन ने आह भरते हुए कहा- तुम कहा तक मेरी मदद करोगी बेहन,
वो तो ये भी कहते है की तुम्हे ढंग से प्यार करना भी नही आता.

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Hindi Funny Chutkule and Jokes

Manager : mujhe ye jankar kushi hui ki tum race mein jeet gaye ho.
Office ke waqt bhi itni hi hoshiyari dikhaya karo to jaurur hi ek din safal ho jaoge,
clerk: Office ke samay hi jeeta tha sir.

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Funny Chutkule in Hindi for Whatsapp

Physical ka teacher: kudrat sharir ki kamiyo ko kaise pura karti h.
agar ek aankh jati h to dusri aankh se jyada dikhayi dene lagta h.
aur ek kaan se sunayi dena band kar de to dusre se sunayi jyada deta h.
iss par techer ne bacho se udharan manga.
To ek ladka khada ho kar bola: jaise ki taang choti ho jaye to  to dusri lambi ho jati h.
Whatsapp Chutkule

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Santa Banta Funny Jokes Chutkule

Santa bimar padha to usne apne dost banta ko apni
asthayi roop se kaam karne ke liye laga diya.
Jisse baad mein koi janjhat na ho.
Banta ki patni santa ko dekhne gayi to us tassali dete hue boli.
Naukri ki chinta mat karo. Manager bahut kush h.
wo tumse kahi acchi tarah kaam kar rahe h.
Whatsapp Chutkule

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Tera Intezaar Shayari in hindi

Funniest Chutkule Ever Jokes

Teacher: nadi mein nahate waqt mooh kis taraf hona chaiye.
santa: sir kinare ki taraf rakhe, apne kapdo ki taraf.

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 Funny Chutkule in Hindi Language

Ek aadmi mar gaya. Uski budhi maa roti hui aye mera beta to
roj ek kilo dudh ke sath aadha kilo badam khaya karta tha,
ab aisa kaun karega, sab sunkar bhid mein se Santa bola
aap chinta na kare maa ji mein kha liya karunga.
budhi aur jore se rone mere bete ko dus lakh ka karja bhi chukana tha.
Uss karje ko kon chukayega.
uss ladke ne sab ko kaha- bhaiyo aap bhi  kuch to kariye.
Ya sab kuch mein hi karta rahunga.

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Santa Banta Ke Funny Whatsapp Chutkule

Santa : aap gaye ( cow ) ka dudh use karte h.?
banta: ji nahi, wo to patla hota h.
santa: phir bhais (buffalo) ka.?
banta: ji nahi wo to gada hota h.
santa: phir bakri ka.?
banta: ji nahi, wo to pani jaisa hota h.
santa: phir dibbe ka ?
banta: nahi sahab mein dibba to bilkul pasand nahi karta.
Santa:  phir ?
banta: mein delhi dugd yojna ka dudh istemaal karta hu.
Usme saari kubhiya ek sath hoti h.
Whatsapp Chutkule

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Whatsapp Jokes Chutkule in Hindi

Ek jyotishi ne ladki se kaha- badhi acchi baat hai,
tumhari hath ki rekhaye btati h tum puri umar padti rahogi.
Ladki chilakar boli: pandit ji aisa mat kahiye,
ye btayiye mein pass kab hongi.

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Sharabi Shayari in Hindi with Image

Comedy Naughty Jokes in Hindi

bimar patni: wachan do ki tum mere marne ,
ke baad dusri shadi nahi karoge,
pati: are, tum shadi ki baat karti ho,
mein to jindagi bhar kisi ki bharaat mein bhi nahi jaunga.

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Funny Whatsapp Chutkule and Jokes

Ek shahab har roj ek restra mein chai peete the,
Lekin waiter ko tip diye baigar hi chale jate the,
Ek din chaiye peene ke baad unhone waiter ko bulaya
aur 50 rupee ka note dete hue bole- aaj se tumhe har roj tip mila kareghi.
waiter: thanku sir. Kal se aapko bhi juthi chaiye nahi mileghi.